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(Original post by 2ndClass)
2013-absolutely zero sex, I did other stuff but this one "experience" put me off vagina for a bit. Though I have met someone recently.
I'm intrigued
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(Original post by desdemonata)
Yeah, probably :lol: Definitely 100 times plus.
Im quite a slutty gay mind haha!
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(Original post by Occams Chainsaw)
HAHAHAHA :rofl:

:hugs: I don't but that was epic! Ttyl! :yep:
You should play ME3

Glad you appreciated Garrus. He's my favourite :sexface:


(Original post by Holby_fanatic)
Oh my gosh I know. One day you won't be long distance though and then it will be sooooooo much better. :mmm:

It's obviously the answer to everything. :ahee:
I know right :sogood:

Does mean we make a bit of a mess though
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Im quite a slutty gay mind haha!
Yeah but do you have sex multiple times every weekend?

Edit: not to mention the summer.
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(Original post by desdemonata)
I know right :sogood:

Does mean we make a bit of a mess though
That's all part of the fun. Just go with the flow. :mmm:
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(Original post by desdemonata)
Yeah but do you have sex multiple times every weekend?

Edit: not to mention the summer.

There isn't much I havn't done hehehe

had sex with a porn star tick, the list goes on
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(Original post by desdemonata)
You should play ME3

Glad you appreciated Garrus. He's my favourite :sexface:


I know right :sogood:

Does mean we make a bit of a mess though
I should :yep: That line though! :sexface:


You won't leave your bedroom when you stop being LDR. How will you cope? :mmm:
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There isn't much I havn't done hehehe

had sex with a porn star tick, the list goes on
Not quite had sex with a porn star, but I reckon I could give you a run for your money Not done any threesomes or anything, though


(Original post by Occams Chainsaw)
I should :yep: That line though! :sexface:

You won't leave your bedroom when you stop being LDR. How will you cope? :mmm:
With lube and lots of food stored in the bedside table. Don't worry, I will be prepared
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(Original post by desdemonata)
Not quite had sex with a porn star, but I reckon I could give you a run for your money Not done any threesomes or anything, though
Amateur :pierre:

(Original post by desdemonata)
With lube and lots of food stored in the bedside table. Don't worry, I will be prepared
:borat:
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[QUOTE=desdemonata;45221512] Not quite had sex with a porn star, but I reckon I could give you a run for your money Not done any threesomes or anything, though

You sure there really isn't much I havn't done hehe
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(Original post by desdemonata)
Not quite had sex with a porn star, but I reckon I could give you a run for your money Not done any threesomes or anything, though

You sure there really isn't much I havn't done hehe
Sheep included, I presume :pierre:
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[QUOTE=Occams Chainsaw;45221579]
(Original post by elbos93)

Sheep included, I presume :pierre:
Wrth gwrs haha
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(Original post by Occams Chainsaw)
Amateur :pierre:
:borat:
Actually, I'm an expert in one-on-one sex :pierre:

You should know better than to expect any less

(Original post by elbos93)
You sure there really isn't much I havn't done hehe
Pretty sure. Or I hope so considering how some people have reacted to stuff I've done :zomg:

(Original post by Occams Chainsaw)
Sheep included, I presume :pierre:
Did you actually mean to quote me, because I'm afraid I'm not Welsh :no:
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(Original post by desdemonata)
Actually, I'm an expert in one-on-one sex :pierre:

You should know better than to expect any less
Did you actually mean to quote me, because I'm afraid I'm not Welsh :no:
You're right. I know better :ashamed:

elbos93 is Welsh -- He's from Swansea which is like a stone-throw away from me :eek:
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(Original post by Occams Chainsaw)
You're right. I know better :ashamed:

elbos93 is Welsh -- He's from Swansea which is like a stone-throw away from me :eek:
You're all the same

My ex was Welsh. I was legit surprised when his mates got him a blow up doll for his birthday. Said I was disappointed it wasn't a sheep.
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(Original post by desdemonata)
You're all the same

My ex was Welsh. I was legit surprised when his mates got him a blow up doll for his birthday. Said I was disappointed it wasn't a sheep.
While you were still his girlfriend, they got him a blow up doll? I don't see the reasoning :confused:
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(Original post by Occams Chainsaw)
You're right. I know better :ashamed:

elbos93 is Welsh -- He's from Swansea which is like a stone-throw away from me :eek:
Indeed I am Welsh, although I can also speak español, Svenska, bokmål Norsk & 日本語
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(Original post by Occams Chainsaw)
While you were still his girlfriend, they got him a blow up doll? I don't see the reasoning :confused:
LDR. Across countries.

And it was a joke they just posed for photos with it. Childish boys :lol:
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Indeed I am Welsh, although I can also speak español, Svenska, bokmål Norsk & 日本語
Spanish! Very good

I would speak to you in Spanish but I'll get points unless I translate in English which I cba
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