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girl has sex with one guy she must be unattractive, girl has sex with four guys and she is a slut? well you seem easy to please :rolleyes:
guy has sex with no girls, he calls all girls sluts :fyi:
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Yes I bench boys on my lap

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Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
You seem like a nice chap don't you? Someone's mentally deficient and seems to have insecurity issues...


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Two.
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What's with the **** font colour? Are you a fag?
Oh I can be, darling, just for you
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(Original post by dBousfield)
You seem like a nice chap don't you? Someone's mentally deficient and seems to have insecurity issues...


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I love you too :love: Which one are you in your profile pic?
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(Original post by Occams Chainsaw)
We're both in Wales so who knows who might be her next ONS :mmm:
Seeing as we're both in wales, it's a mutual understanding that our ultimate sexual preference is for sheep, it's hard to explain this to outsiders.
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(Original post by Cake Faced Kid.)
Seeing as we're both in wales, it's a mutual understanding that our ultimate sexual preference is for sheep, it's hard to explain this to outsiders.
I know, I mentioned that above

I can get a sheep costume and join in if you like?
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(Original post by Cake Faced Kid.)
Seeing as we're both in wales, it's a mutual understanding that our ultimate sexual preference is for sheep, it's hard to explain this to outsiders.
But, as another Welshie, you also know how important it is to try and rehabilitate yourself to the outside world's standards. They just don't understand. I was clean for 3 months at one point but it's not a lust. It's a need. There's no better feeling than getting your fingers tangled in some wool, y'know?
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(Original post by Alpha brah)
I know, I mentioned that above

I can get a sheep costume and join in if you like?
Read backwards and saw it all, sheep costume only works if you make the noises, there's an art to perfecting the dejected baa of a sheep being taken from behind sorry I'll stop
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(Original post by Alpha brah)
I know, I mentioned that above

I can get a sheep costume and join in if you like?
I can smell the difference from a mile away You're not fooling anyone, sunshine.
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2 of the girls i have had sex with this year have been in relationships
Boo, you whore
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NONE, WOE lS ME

take that all caps filter
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Does bestiality count? I do love me some horse
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(Original post by Cake Faced Kid.)
Read backwards and saw it all, sheep costume only works if you make the noises, there's an art to perfecting the dejected baa of a sheep being taken from behind sorry I'll stop


...lmfao :rofl:
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Welshies? :mmm:

Guilty as charged :sigh:
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(Original post by Occams Chainsaw)
But, as another Welshie, you also know how important it is to try and rehabilitate yourself to the outside world's standards. They just don't understand. I was clean for 3 months at one point but it's not a lust. It's a need. There's no better feeling than getting your fingers tangled in some wool, y'know?
I live right next to a common full of sheep, the temptation is constant, can't kick the habit.
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I love you too :love: Which one are you in your profile pic?
An old photo but on the right, what does it matter? I have nothing against you personally, I just don't agree with the big rant you decided to post for some reason. It's not needed really.


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If you like Alpha Males, we can make that 1 :perv:
Are you propositioning me Mr Brah? I'm flattered n' all but no thanks.
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Five since April.

From OKCupid:

A 4 foot 11 neon-haired doll faced anatomy student
A beautiful 36 year old Bengali lapsed Muslim nymphomaniac psychopath
A gorgeous raven haired self-harmer art student
A 7 out of 10 introverted stalker art student in an open relationship

From work:

A 3 out 10 chubby ginger mother of three. (very giro)

From POF

Fingered and was ****ed off by a 6 foot three 19 year old lunatic who begged for a second date and then ignored my texts. She bought me pizza though.

Prolly fit one or two more in before Christmas. Would like to do a black one.
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(Original post by Cake Faced Kid.)
I live right next to a common full of sheep, the temptation is constant, can't kick the habit.
Do you ever get that thing where you can hear them calling you beneath the Baaahs?

Baaa'aaaaah. Baaa'aaaaah. Seee'aaaaan. Baaa'aaaaah.
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