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    Ive been told im "the guy Eb runs off with after shes married"

    erm yeh sure

    (btw this doesnt mean im playing along. I have a life, i really do!)

    I need to think of something to shout when the priest says "is there anybody present who can think of a reason why these two should not be married"

    hmm all ive got so far: "hes a tuna!" no wait "hes an EVil Tuna!"

    that car on the advert didnt even have to shout anything, just beeped its horn. I'll stand outside making beeping noises, (cos i usually do that at weddings anyway)

    www! Eb i found a song for you. 1 sec... (you can play it at the wedding)
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    This thread undermines the institution that is marriage.

    God would be against it, and I would support a constitutional amendment securing its prohibition.
    K, so you want to be the vicar then, fine jobs yours honeybun
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    (Original post by eblurvesu)
    you know you would love to be the priest person. :flutter:
    I'm not religious. Though i do have an old wedding costume lying around from last year.

    *goes to find*
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    (Original post by halfoflessthan50p)
    Ive been told im "the guy Eb runs off with after shes married"

    erm yeh sure

    (btw this doesnt mean im playing along. I have a life, i really do!)

    I need to think of something to shout when the priest says "is there anybody present who can think of a reason why these two should not be married"

    hmm all ive got so far: "hes a tuna!" no wait "hes an EVil Tuna!"

    that car on the advert didnt even have to shout anything, just beeped its horn. I'll stand outside making beeping noises, (cos i usually do that at weddings anyway)

    www! Eb i found a song for you. 1 sec... (you can play it at the wedding)
    Playing along. yes you are.
    You could say 'waiittttt' Carl is outside. I would run for dear live.
    The song. Ah I trust it is love. And libetines :love:


    (Original post by Evil-Tuna)
    K, so you don't want to be the vicar? you can jump out the wedding cake, you devil you.
    johnny depp is in the cake... jump lightly :cool:

    (Original post by LPK)
    I'm not religious. Though i do have an old wedding costume lying around from last year.

    *goes to find*
    awh I knew I loved you :cool:
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    Found it:

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    :rofl:
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    Can I share some cake with Jack Twist?
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    (Original post by Charl!)
    Can I share some cake with Jack Twist?
    :hmpf: no its alllllll miinnnnnnnne :p:
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    :eek: :eek: *goes to track down Johnny Depp for wedding*
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    (Original post by Jack Twist)
    :hmpf: no its alllllll miinnnnnnnne :p:
    Be nice. Aren't we getting married soon?
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    My god
    My wedding is going to be so sexy.
    Yo tuna we should have done a deal with Ok magazine :cool:
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    (Original post by Charl!)
    Can I share some cake with Jack Twist?
    If cake is a euphamism then yes yes you can
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    (Original post by Charl!)
    Be nice. Aren't we getting married soon?

    okay *shares cake*

    will you settle for cake instead of marriage? :p:
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    (Original post by Jack Twist)
    okay *shares cake*

    will you settle for cake instead of marriage? :p:
    Okay.

    Anyways, in other news. Simon's naked atm. LOL.
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    *gets excited*
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    (Original post by Charl!)
    Okay.

    Anyways, in other news. Simon's naked atm. LOL.
    Excuse me!!!!! :eek: :p:
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    (Original post by Charl!)
    Okay.

    Anyways, in other news. Simon's naked atm. LOL.
    he is.
    Oooh my hen party is here
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    (Original post by xXLil'-AnGelXx)
    Excuse me!!!!! :eek: :p:
    Really! Well, he's in the bath. Bless. And talking to me. :p:
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    (Original post by Charl!)
    Okay.

    Anyways, in other news. Simon's naked atm. LOL.
    good

    :eek: why is he all naked?
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    (Original post by Charl!)
    Really! Well, he's in the bath. Bless. And talking to me. :p:
    I was about to say how :confused:
    But hes on a mobile device *is silly* :rolleyes:
 
 
 
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