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    So I'm taking a test a week on wednesday, which doesnt really matter to me, I dont excel at, and I hate the teacher. I don't care if I fail, so I want to do it in a creative way to both have fun and piss off the teacher. Before, I've done things on tests like drawn lamps all over my paper, decided to draw my answers instead of write them, and once a question read- blah blah blah, peter did an experiment unfairly in so and so a way, and his boss fired him, why? to which I replied because he slept with his boss's wife, stupid things like that, but I want better ideas. It's maths, by the way. Thoughts, past experiences?
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    I suppose if the marker is a woman then this is bound to piss them off:



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    Why? What's the point.. They're hardly ever funny anyway. Maybe you should put your effort in to revising instead


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    "The Lord Jesus Christ" every answer.
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    Draw a giraffe and say I hope this giraffe persuades you to give me a few extra marks
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    "dadddd im cold"
    "go sit in the corner son..."
    "...why dad?"
    "its 90 degress..."

    well that was irrelevant :P, but You could make temperature related angle jokes
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    I wrote follow me on Twitter

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    I remember back in year 10, when I wrote "we didn't learn this in class, sir" for a question I couldn't do in my maths mock exam.
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    What's the subject?

    You can't plan humour - test your improvisation skills.
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    Peens. If you really want to piss off your teacher.

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