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    Or stories you've heard others tell you and you found them hilarious?
    Someone I know is always full of interesting ones. For example, he was talking about how he was learning how to drive a car and how his examiner fell asleep in the middle of the exam and he didn't know what to do at first, but then he coughed on purpose to wake up the examiner and examiner was immediately shaken up . He said ''Oh, oh, turn left!''

    Another story he told is that when he was younger and was at uni, a lecturer came in about to show a projection with slides. He had the powerpoint on his laptop though.. and when he opened up his laptop ( his tabs could be seen on the projection) he realised he forgot to hide the tabs which were opened up with porno sites. He got so embarrassed apparently and was like ''Oh, oh, those are just ads!'' :rofl: I can imagine it to be pretty funny to witness
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    At DofE bronze, my friend made a series of comical goodies that kept us laughing...
    -He struck a match and the wind blew it out, he then proceeded to try and strike the match again and when we laughed at him, his response was: 'What you guys? I've never been camping before' he also spilt meth all over the inside of his tent. And when he went for a pee whilst walking I said 'Ah look he's p***ed himself!' as a joke... Turns out he had peed into the wind and so it blew back all over him...
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    (Original post by ninuzu)
    At DofE bronze, my friend made a series of comical goodies that kept us laughing...
    -He struck a match and the wind blew it out, he then proceeded to try and strike the match again and when we laughed at him, his response was: 'What you guys? I've never been camping before' he also spilt meth all over the inside of his tent. And when he went for a pee whilst walking I said 'Ah look he's p***ed himself!' as a joke... Turns out he had peed into the wind and so it blew back all over him...
    Haha xD Wow...
    But the group always needs the silly one. Otherwise the things would get too boring, wouldn't they?
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    Haha xD Wow...
    But the group always needs the silly one. Otherwise the things would get too boring, wouldn't they?
    Of course
    He also decided to light a fire right in the middle of our groups tent circle which got a bit out of hand...
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    I once saw this great thread entitled "Funny anecdotes anyone?"
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    My Grandma said that she had heard this one, I will apologise in advance for my lack of paragraphs, I can't do them on TSR for some reason, anyhow I digress! Bare in mind this happened in about the 1970's, a long time before mobile phones, basically there was a man who was waiting for a train and had been suffering from a bad case of diarrhoea. He went to fart, and whilst doing so he messed his trousers! His train wasn't due for another hour or so, so he nipped out to a clothes shop, and purchased a pair of trousers, he went to the counter, where the assistant put them in a bag, and took his money. The train arrived at the station, and the man went straight onto the train toilets to change. He took off his dirty pants and trousers, and chucked them both out of the moving train's window. After the offending items were disposed of, he opened his bag to find that the assistant had given him a jumper rather than trousers!! I never found out what he did!
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    (Original post by ninuzu)
    Of course
    He also decided to light a fire right in the middle of our groups tent circle which got a bit out of hand...
    :rofl:
    My DofE adventures weren't funny though
    There was basically some ppl just shagging in tents ... that's pretty much it.
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    (Original post by Lord Harold)
    My Grandma said that she had heard this one, I will apologise in advance for my lack of paragraphs, I can't do them on TSR for some reason, anyhow I digress! Bare in mind this happened in about the 1970's, a long time before mobile phones, basically there was a man who was waiting for a train and had been suffering from a bad case of diarrhoea. He went to fart, and whilst doing so he messed his trousers! His train wasn't due for another hour or so, so he nipped out to a clothes shop, and purchased a pair of trousers, he went to the counter, where the assistant put them in a bag, and took his money. The train arrived at the station, and the man went straight onto the train toilets to change. He took off his dirty pants and trousers, and chucked them both out of the moving train's window. After the offending items were disposed of, he opened his bag to find that the assistant had given him a jumper rather than trousers!! I never found out what he did!
    Oh my :rofl: The suspense!!! That's nasty, just pure nasty
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    (Original post by SoftPunch)
    Another story he told is that when he was younger and was at uni, a lecturer came in about to show a projection with slides. He had the powerpoint on his laptop though.. and when he opened up his laptop ( his tabs could be seen on the projection) he realised he forgot to hide the tabs which were opened up with porno sites. He got so embarrassed apparently and was like ''Oh, oh, those are just ads!'' :rofl: I can imagine it to be pretty funny to witness
    Something similar happened to me in Year 7, a supply teacher had screenshot and photocopied some wordsearches to keep us occupied. In the search bar at the top he had typed 'Cheapest Viagra, UK' in, we challenged him on it and he said that he had misspelt vinegar!!
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    (Original post by SoftPunch)
    Oh my :rofl: The suspense!!! That's nasty, just pure nasty
    My Grandma is a great fountain of these types of funny stories!
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    (Original post by Lord Harold)
    Something similar happened to me in Year 7, a supply teacher had screenshot and photocopied some wordsearches to keep us occupied. In the search bar at the top he had typed 'Cheapest Viagra, UK' in, we challenged him on it and he said that he had misspelt vinegar!!
    Of course he did
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    (Original post by SoftPunch)
    Of course he did
    Unless he was some kind of vinegar junkie
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    (Original post by Lord Harold)
    Unless he was some kind of vinegar junkie
    We all know no one ever would search for that like this, even if they really needed vinegar. They would just take a trip to a shopping mall, Tesco etc
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    My siblings used to call me Drell (Sabrina The Teenage Witch) when I was a kid because I have naturally curly hair and my mum used to brush it when it was dry so it would come out looking like his:
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    Their favourite time to take the piss out of me was on our train rides to work/school (we all went the same way) and because London's public transport at rush hour was so bad, we'd have a hell of a lot of people listening in on them dissing a helpless me so these random strangers around us would join them in laughing at me!


    HOWEVER! I got my own back as I grew older because I starting taking charge of my hair so now it looks exactly like this (minus the weird Richard Ayoade-esque parting):
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    So it's not "YOU LOOK LIKE DRELL HAHAAHA" anymore; it is now "remember when we used to call you Drell? :getmecoat:"
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    In 2007 I was going through customs for my trip back from the US. We had to go through a metal detector and take our shoes off and empty our pockets to put through a scanner. Let me emphasise it's a metal detector I'm walking through.

    So I put my phone, bag, wallet, MP3 etc into a tray with my shoes, and as I was about to step through I felt something in my pocket. I hastily pulled it out and gave it to the security guy who gave me a strange look. Apparently the guy watching the scanner did too.

    It was a plastic MP3 cap.

    After stepping through the detector I grabbed my stuff and put on my shoes, only to find that once I stood up I had tied my bag to my shoe and fell over.

    D-D-DOUBLE KILL
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    One day I became a tractor.

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    It was a Tuesday, as I recall.
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    (Original post by SoftPunch)
    My DofE adventures weren't funny though
    There was basically some ppl just shagging in tents ... that's pretty much it.
    I'm pretty sure you're meant to do at least some walking too ... :hmmmm: ...
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    (Original post by placenta medicae talpae)
    I'm pretty sure you're meant to do at least some walking too ... :hmmmm: ...
    Haha okay - 1% walking, 99% shagging.
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    (Original post by SoftPunch)
    Haha okay - 1% walking, 99% shagging.
    Deal
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    (Original post by SoftPunch)
    Haha okay - 1% walking, 99% shagging.
    Didn't your leaders make you sleep in single sex tents? :hmmmm2:
 
 
 
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