My girlfriend is coming to stay over this weekend and we are taking Monday off from work so we'll have three days to each other after a really long time. We can't have sex, she is conservative and isn't ready yet, but pretty much anything else goes.
Any ideas to make it interesting and fun? Anything would be fun, but I want to try out something new this weekend. Ideas guys?
You could tell her you posted this on the interwebs and see how she reacts.
Eat copious amounts of LSD then build and protect a play fort from invisible enemy's. Stuff your pockets full of catnip and stroll around town collecting cats in a cardboard box to populate your fort, dressing them in era appropriate dress up. UV paint each others naked bodies under blacklight while listening to to a 5 hour Beethoven donk retrospective. Cook an early christmas dinner and set the table beautifully for a dozen guests but dont invite any, sitting yourself oppressive on the furthest sides of the table. Dress up as santa and her her sit on your knee. In the mornings the floor is lava so throwing down pillows is the only way you may walk yourself to the kitchen for sustenance.
Is that lively enough or were you thinking more along the lines of renting a DVD?
have you been to Thorpe Park?
Buy a Pikachu. That could be pretty shocking.