Going On Holiday - Pulling Tips Please!

Going to Portugal for two weeks tommorrow.

Just wondering if anyone has any tips for helping me pull a lady or two. :biggrin:

Have no expeirence really and I'm quite shy.

So has anyone got any tips and what are some good conversation starters?

Thanks.

19 year old guy by the way.

Reply 1

Dimez

14

Saying that you're a tourist will definitely help. And apparently, foreign women like British accents... :confusedL

Reply 2

The Mudman

10

"I'm horny. Horny, horny, horny..."

"Heaven must be missing an angel."

"If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

Or get all your mates to call you 'Donkey'.

Or just be more confident! You're never going to see any of them again, so it doesn't matter if you make a tit of yourself. Ask how long they've been here, do they know any good clubs, if not, do they fancy looking for some with you?

Good luck :wink:

Reply 3

Anonymous #1

OP

I mean pulling other English tourists on resort. :p:

Just want someone to have a good time with really so I don't have to spend all my time with my family (love them but don't want to be with them the whole time. :p:

)

Might be a good idea to ask someone if they want to find a better place to go to I guess.

Conversation starters though as I'd feel nervous walking upto them with nothing to say.

Reply 4

spongepantssquarebob

2

why always with the pulling... LOL

just be confident... if your not act it and try to be funny, and as a last resort if nothing is workin and your stil horny use some of those chessy lines seen above, wil work 1inaMIL times :biggrin:

heres another which doesnt normally work, but if you want you cant try it:

Man-Did it hurt?
women-what?
Man-When you fell from heaven!!!!

result: man gets laughed at and slapd... the end :wink:

!

Reply 5

spongepantssquarebob

2

Anonymous

I mean pulling other English tourists on resort. :p:

Just want someone to have a good time with really so I don't have to spend all my time with my family (love them but don't want to be with them the whole time. :p:

)

Might be a good idea to ask someone if they want to find a better place to go to I guess.

Conversation starters though as I'd feel nervous walking upto them with nothing to say.

convo starters are best kept simpl or funny... first impressions stick!

Reply 6

PremiershipFootballer

1

The Mudman

Or just be more confident! You're never going to see any of them again, so it doesn't matter if you make a tit of yourself. Ask how long they've been here, do they know any good clubs, if not, do they fancy looking for some with you?

Good luck :wink:

What he said. Be casual, and just try to talk to as many people as you can.

Oh yeah, and dont put to much pressure on yourself. Just go out to have fun, it will make things a lot easier that way.

be your self. ffs.

dont do silly chat up lines, just start by saying hi and introduce yourself, although it all depends on the situation (lol the expert talking) if there is sumthin funny going on say a funny comment to break ice. But if ur still nervous or havnt had a good success rate, in a club, if there is a dance floor, a good idea is to just dance on there, soon u will get attention, or u can start dancing with sum1. wen things r going well ask if she wants a drink. good luck !!

seanaldo123

dont do silly chat up lines, just start by saying hi and introduce yourself, although it all depends on the situation (lol the expert talking) if there is sumthin funny going on say a funny comment to break ice. But if ur still nervous or havnt had a good success rate, in a club, if there is a dance floor, a good idea is to just dance on there, soon u will get attention, or u can start dancing with sum1. wen things r going well ask if she wants a drink. good luck !!

Well, those last ideas do work often…(the last twice I've been out it has worked anyway, scared to go out again now and break the pattern…lol)

But yeah, if you really want to find someone out in a club, just be yourself, have a good time and try dancing/asking people if they want to dance. Won't work every time, but can do if you're just after a good time out :smile:

Reply 10

Anonymous #2

Anonymous

I mean pulling other English tourists on resort. :p:

Just want someone to have a good time with really so I don't have to spend all my time with my family (love them but don't want to be with them the whole time. :p:

)

Might be a good idea to ask someone if they want to find a better place to go to I guess.

Conversation starters though as I'd feel nervous walking upto them with nothing to say.

well mate, unfortunately you cant give tips for this sort of thing as you just have to go along with what you feel is right or what you feel comfortable saying. Also some lines work on girls and not others.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but depending on where you are going, there is more than likely to be more blokes than girls so you have to make sure that you stand out.

Be as confident as possible - girls love it and that will probably be yours (and any mans) greatest asset.

Reply 11

seanaldo123

Anonymous

Be as confident as possible.

Not too confident tho, u dont want ppl to think u r a ****, then u'll just end up getting punched lol. Just be yourself ! :smile:

Reply 12

seanaldo123

Roger Kirk

try dancing/asking people if they want to dance. Won't work every time

Yeah, dont be put off if when u ask if sum1 wants to dance they say no, it happens to everyone, just ignor that person and try with sum1 else. I personaly try not to just go up to a complete random on the dance floor, i usualy wait til they look at u (if they keep looking at u) lol saves the walk of shame back to where u were. :p:

Reply 13

Anonymous #2

seanaldo123

Yeah, dont be put off if when u ask if sum1 wants to dance they say no, it happens to everyone, just ignor that person and try with sum1 else. I personaly try not to just go up to a complete random on the dance floor, i usualy wait til they look at u (if they keep looking at u) lol saves the walk of shame back to where u were. :p:

no1 cares or notices i think though...............

Reply 14

Rooftopcowboy

12

try opening convo in pools, the sea, the beach, in the hotel reception..

theres loads of places to open a convo on holiday, and then it can all go from there

Reply 15

Fruit-cake

9

The Mudman

"I'm horny. Horny, horny, horny..."

"Heaven must be missing an angel."

"If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

Or get all your mates to call you 'Donkey'.

Or just be more confident! You're never going to see any of them again, so it doesn't matter if you make a tit of yourself. Ask how long they've been here, do they know any good clubs, if not, do they fancy looking for some with you?

Good luck :wink:

Quality suggestions

however so cheesey they probably wouldnt work :p:

Reply 16

dementedbunny

11

eat lots and lots and lots of ketchup. that way even your pores will be satiated with ketchup so that they won't have to smell your pheromones. they're all vampires in portugal, figo is their leader. i also suggest an all-purple attire complete with adult diaper to really reel them in. that's like prime bait on hook, my friend.