bruises, trivial I know... Watch
I have very light skin, which instantly becomes black and blue if, say I walk into something. Unfoftunately, I am very accident-prone. I can't walk past a bench without walking into it, or pick something off a table without banging my hand or arm on the edge.
It doesn't matter so much in winter when I wear long sleeves and trousers, but now summer is approaching, I wouldn't mind being able to walk out without looking like I've been badly beaten. It's annoying when you can't get a tan and the only parts of your skin that aren't white turn weird shades of purple...
Right now I have a handle shaped bruise on my arm from where I walked into a door. In public. At a martial arts grading. D'oh.