What a friendly animal pork is and how it tastes so sweet ! Watch

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Share here your favourite anakdote about pigs and also recepies !
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Bacon is also a very tasty animal
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Pigs are smarter than dogs and they have 15 minute orgasms.

Also, pork is not an animal.
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To be perfectly honest, my favourite animal is steak. They tend to be very friendly and get on quite well with chips, although chips usually bark a lot if not fed properly...
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Let’s take a second here and look at pigs. Okay pigs don’t mate for life. I mean a pig can have like a hundred sexual partners in a lifetime, and that’s just an ordinary pig not even a pig that’s good at sports!
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(Original post by psychology1010)
To be perfectly honest, my favourite animal is steak. They tend to be very friendly and get on quite well with chips, although chips usually bark a lot if not fed properly...
I find if you treat steak right, give it a nice bath in pepper sauce, maybe even give it a onion ring, itl be all the sweeter too ya lol.
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did a placement on a pig farm, had to keep catching escapee pigs. plus the piglets were adorable and I was almost gored by a boar. good times :')
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OP you're a joker :lol:.

I don't have any anecdotes about pigs I'm afraid, but bacon sure is tasty!
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My dog is afraid of some pigs that live in a field alongside a path we go along sometimes.
Little does he know that those pigs get turned into sausages (and possibly other pork dishes) at a nearby restaurant. I've had pork belly there which was very good. There's something nice about knowing where the animal you've eaten grew up and that it had a good life.
It's quite interesting to see them get bigger every time I go past that field.
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also, at uni we learned they ejaculate about half a litre of sperm. and have corkscrew penises, as well as corkscrew colon, appendix, uterine horns and of course tails. they are very curly animals.

and the only animal with their appendix on the left
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I was once bitten by a gammon
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My mother had a small house in a resort by the beach and there they have a litle childerens zoo and in there there is a pork, a vey fat lazy muddy and extremily moody male pork,,, And then when u give him something nice to eat like a ripe banana, he says shortly to u "thank u" and then he sallowed it in one bite and then he says "is that all ? then please **** ( urinate ) off u are standing in my light!"
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Pigs are just pigs :dontknow:
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The pork is indeed a tasty animal. The ultimate use of pork is either a rack of ribs, or pigs in blankets. Stuffing is also multiples better when sausage meat is added.
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(Original post by Fizzel)
The pork is indeed a tasty animal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w3AVSNzxT4

Don't watch when hungry.
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Fact about this thread: Muslims are hating it and are disgusted by it :laugh:
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(Original post by Wilfred Little)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w3AVSNzxT4

Don't watch when hungry.
I love that channel. Another channel to avoid when hungry is Tasted. They have loads of awesome stuff and how to cook it.


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(Original post by Fizzel)
I love that channel. Another channel to avoid when hungry is Tasted. They have loads of awesome stuff and how to cook it.
Will subscribe, cheers.
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Lol I read the title and Pmsl you deserve the rep I gave you.

Bacon sandwich with coleslaw is amazing.
Roast pork with the crackling that has just enough salt is omg lush.
Anything pork is lush lol.
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Edwine your posts make me laugh!
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