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Are your mother and father both siblings?
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How little did daddy hug you when you were young?
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Are your mother and father both siblings?
no, they both met in prison

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How little did daddy hug you when you were young?
my father was top donny. won father of the year down the estate
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Wagwan bredrin?
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(Original post by mrdoovde1)
listen mate yea say that again i'll bash your fookin head in yea i swear on me mum

How many mom you have ? Do you know which one is your real dad ?
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DeemzBeamz aka Deema was 'ere 2k13
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Do you have friend(s) that are not white?

Do you have an old Nokia 3210?

Do you wear kappa tracksuits?

Do you wear a Burberry cap with a messenger bag?

Have you got the estate girls pregnant?

Do you intimidate women/children and the vulnerable?

Have you burgled anyone yet?

Do you have a camper van parked outside your yard?

Do you have any second hand electronics to sell?

Do you change your clothes often?

Do you use expletive words to describe your feelings?

Do you wake up and have Jack Daniels for breakfast?

Have you ever ran away from the police successfully?

Do you travel around on a BMX and transport your lads with one standing on the front wheel and the other on the back?

Have you held a job longer than 2 weeks?

Been on Jeremy Kyle yet?
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(Original post by zaback21)
How many mom you have ? Do you know which one is your real dad ?
i have 2 gcse's and a btec in woodwork and even i know how to spell

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Are you a retard? Do you have webbed feet? Do you have fleas? Is your mum ugly? Do you look like crud that has solidified?
ask your mother that. she's seen plenty of me


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DeemzBeamz aka Deema was 'ere 2k13
come round my ends and do that you'll get your buck tooth smashed in
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Are you a bender?
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How long did it take you to come up with the idea for this troll?
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How great are your benefits?
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Do you have friend(s) that are not white?

Do you have an old Nokia 3210?

Do you wear kappa tracksuits?

Do you wear a Burberry cap with a messenger bag?

Have you got the estate girls pregnant?

Do you intimidate women/children and the vulnerable?

Have you burgled anyone yet?

Do you have a camper van parked outside your yard?

Do you have any second hand electronics to sell?

Do you change your clothes often?

Do you use expletive words to describe your feelings?

Do you wake up and have Jack Daniels for breakfast?

Have you ever ran away from the police successfully?

Do you travel around on a BMX and transport your lads with one standing on the front wheel and the other on the back?

Have you held a job longer than 2 weeks?

Been on Jeremy Kyle yet?
Woah, woah, woah. Too much information for him to take in at once.
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Do you have friend(s) that are not white?
Are you a racist?
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U Wot m8?
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By the sounds of it TSR would think I'm a chav too
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do u like gettin on da bus wit ur day saver? smokin da reefer round da corner? laying low doin grand theft auto? in ya clio twin turbo? Do u **** abowt? haz Levenshulme got **** on u?
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how many payday loans have you taken out in the last week?
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Are you a racist?
how?
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