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what to get a chav for her birthday?

a mate of mine (well i say mate, she's a girl who i've been having a casual thing with) has her birthday on friday - although she lives miles away so i won't actually see her unitil the end of the month

i'm completely stumped about what to get her - i want to get her something funny and chavvy (because she is quite a big chav but refuses to admit it so we all take the mick) i was thinking something like a burberry cap but i'm sure she's already got one

any suggestions?

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Reply 1
A pram....only jokin!:rolleyes:

Um..how bout some really large loop gold earrings??
see what they're flogging on the market stall
Reply 3
bottle of white lightning and some argos jewellery.
Reply 4
So Solid Crew Album.
Reply 5
A baby.
Reply 6
Fleece
A baby.


Preferably black.
Elipsis
Preferably black.


hahahahahahahaha
that's hilarious!!!
Reply 8
Spray paint in a variety of colours so that she can paint pretty murals on the walls of public buildings. A crow bar/set of knives may also be a good gift idea?
Reply 9
championhopper
a mate of mine (well i say mate, she's a girl who i've been having a casual thing with) has her birthday on friday - although she lives miles away so i won't actually see her unitil the end of the month

i'm completely stumped about what to get her - i want to get her something funny and chavvy (because she is quite a big chav but refuses to admit it so we all take the mick) i was thinking something like a burberry cap but i'm sure she's already got one

any suggestions?


:eek:
oh dear ;no; ;no; ;no; ;no;
Reply 10
:ditto:
A gun, a bullet, and a suicidal mood...
Reply 12
A cyanide pill and pretend its a skittle.
Evil-Tuna
A cyanide pill and pretend its a skittle.


Which kind of Cyanide? Hydrogen, Sodium, Potassium?
Burberry...in large quantities, reebok, fred perry. some class...hehe kiddin of course..they wouldn't know what to do with it :biggrin: kiddin kiddin...she'd just sell it for more burberry...


ok sorry i'll stop :redface:
Reply 15
burberry is classy.. fake burberry is chavvy :smile:
Reply 16
DIY abortion kit.
Reply 17
not a baby.. if she's a real chav she'll already have several. All with different guys. And she'll tell her children apart by their surnames because they're all called Dave.
And they're all dirty mexicans...
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burberry is classy.. fake burberry is chavvy :smile:

Fake or not. the label was murdered by chavisity, i heard it on Richard and Judy...well they didn't use those exact words tbh but that was the gist of it :biggrin: