Almost 1 in 10 babies in England are MuslimsWatch
Some 317,952 children aged under five, or 9.1 percent, were registered as being Muslim in the 2011 census, the Office for National Statistics (ONS) figures show.
As a measure of how the religious demographics of England and Wales are changing, the figure is nearly double the 4.8 percent of the whole population who are Muslim, while fewer than one in 200 people aged over 85 are Muslim.
It is also an 80 percent increase on the 176,264 Muslim under-fives recorded in the 2001 census.
(can't find any links to the BBC or Guardian, so this isn't true, obviously)
How can "children under five" even have a religion? I remember I used to ask my Mum what I was supposed to put whenever a form asked and she'd always answer "Christian", despite the fact that I've never actually been a Christian and really nor has she.