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    Carbon and Oxygen were at a bar - chilling. Gold walks in and they said 'ey you' (Au) get out .
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    (Original post by Cool-Light)
    Carbon and Oxygen were at a bar - chilling. Gold walks in and they said 'ey you' (Au) get out .
    Please don't tell me you just watched 'John Tucker Must Die'?
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    I would tell you a chemistry joke but the good ones Argon
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    Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?

    He's 0K now.

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    (Original post by hajinator)
    I would tell you a chemistry joke but the good ones Argon
    hahaha
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    Helium walks into a bar,
    The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
    Helium doesn't react.
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    (Original post by KingKumar)
    Please don't tell me you just watched 'John Tucker Must Die'?
    Nope, someone just told me :rolleyes:
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    A guy just threw sodium chloride in my face. It was assault.
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    What do you do with a dead Chemist?

    Barium

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    (Original post by Cool-Light)
    Nope, someone just told me :rolleyes:
    Ask them whether they watched it.
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    (Original post by Obiejess)
    What do you do with a dead Chemist?

    Barium

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    Smiled at this one.
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    (Original post by KingKumar)
    Ask them whether they watched it.
    They said from the tucker film
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    This thread is gold, keep 'em coming! :rofl:

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    (Original post by Cool-Light)
    They said from the tucker film
    hehe, knew it
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    Haha assault :yy:

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    Why can't you trust atoms?

    They make up everything.

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    Do physics jokes count?

    I told physics jokes while I was having sex last night - it ruined the moment.
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    Two chemists walk into a bar. When the bartender asks them what they want the first chemist says 'I'd like some h20 please'. The second chemist says I'd like some h20 too'. The second chemist died.

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    A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. He replied: My name is BOND, Covalent Bond.

    source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneou...stryjokes.html
 
 
 
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