and then it went numb

write your most hillarious sexual experiences here!

me first :
my bf found some (perfectly in date) random performa condoms in his room while having a major spring clean. we were in the middle of it when its erm "mild anesthetic effect" kicked in. about half an hour later my mouth was totally numb just from secondary exposure to this stuff as we attempted to carry on after erm well i'll let you work it out. apparently not being able to feel your cock is a disadvantage during sex :p:

i know people complain about condoms spoiling the mood that that condom made a whole new mood of its own lol i couldnt stop laughing for ages.

Reply 1

shady lane

16

The mods will be here to lock this any minute...

Yeah..

This is totally inappropriate plus your story doesn't even make sense. No, we don't know what you're on about.

Shame, because i had a pretty funny story to tell.

Reply 4

bunthulhu

14

Makes sense to me. But yeah this will probably get closed!

Why on earth are you posting in Anonymous if you weren't even going to tell your inevitably amazing story? :rolleyes:

closing ahoy!

Cor, look at us pouncing on this poor little naughty thread, shame us lot aren't moderators, it'd get closed quicker than you can say 'children can access this forum!!!!11' :biggrin:

Reply 7

33.33.33

2

well seeing as it hasn't happened yet, i'll get in with my comments on the OP now.. :p:

a condom that does that shouldn't really be a condom... more like a local anaesthetic :confused:

people moan about condoms err making things difficult in the feel department, although that's taking it to a new level :p:

Slow mods

OP

Anonymous

This is totally inappropriate plus your story doesn't even make sense. No, we don't know what you're on about.

Shame, because i had a pretty funny story to tell.

no reason why you cant tell the story. its not been closed yet and since i havnt been explicit enough for the innocent people on this forum to work it out there is no reason to ban it. i just thought it was a funny story to brighten everyones day as well as a warning against those condoms :smile:

Reply 10

hugatree

11

I think it's a good story, but there won't be any explicit sex stories allowed.

And I don't have any. :frown:

Reply 11

Anonymous #1

high priestess fnord

no reason why you cant tell the story. its not been closed yet and since i havnt been explicit enough for the innocent people on this forum to work it out there is no reason to ban it. i just thought it was a funny story to brighten everyones day as well as a warning against those condoms :smile:

so you put his shlong in your mouth? and it made your mouth go numb?

My story: i was going down on a girl (I didn't even know her that well) and i noticed loads of blood. I was about to get up and say I thought it was inappropriate for her to let me do this while she was on her period. Then I realised my nose was bleeding...

Reply 12

shady lane

16

yeah for now it's OK but the mods have said "sex chat" is not allowed and they'll lock anything that gets explicit b/c college filters will block TSR

Reply 13

high priestess fnord

OP

9

Anonymous

so you put his shlong in your mouth? and it made your mouth go numb?

My story: i was going down on a girl (I didn't even know her that well) and i noticed loads of blood. I was about to get up and say I thought it was inappropriate for her to let me do this while she was on her period. Then I realised my nose was bleeding...

1) yes
2)

Reply 14

Anonymous #1

high priestess fnord

1) yes
2)

never been so embarassed in front of a girl. It was the biggest mood killer ever.

Reply 15

bunthulhu

14

Anonymous

so you put his shlong in your mouth? and it made your mouth go numb?

My story: i was going down on a girl (I didn't even know her that well) and i noticed loads of blood. I was about to get up and say I thought it was inappropriate for her to let me do this while she was on her period. Then I realised my nose was bleeding...

Well I guess she blew your mind :biggrin:

I wish I had some funny ones to tell but sadly I can't think of any! One time, mid-act, something really funny happened and I couldn't stop laughing! I don't remember what it was but my boyfriend was seriously not amused because he felt that I shouldn't be laughing during it (I wasn't laughing at him but I guess maybe it could have felt that way!) and it totally killed the mood! Boyfriend junior went away and absolutely refused to come back all night :frown:

Reply 16

high priestess fnord

OP

9

Anonymous

never been so embarassed in front of a girl. It was the biggest mood killer ever.

but it is a funny story lol. i'd rep you if you wernt anon

Reply 17

lindindin

Anonymous

so you put his shlong in your mouth? and it made your mouth go numb?

My story: i was going down on a girl (I didn't even know her that well) and i noticed loads of blood. I was about to get up and say I thought it was inappropriate for her to let me do this while she was on her period. Then I realised my nose was bleeding...

Reply 18

dogtanian

16

So that's why the thread title was so ambiguous...

Reply 19

Helenia

20

For reference kids, saying "this will get closed soooo soon" doesn't work unless you combine it with hitting that little report button to tell us. Otherwise, unless we're in the forum and active at that moment, nothing will happen.

and then it went numb

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