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So yeah I was going through some finance stuff earlier on my computer and my mum helped me fill in the forms etc, halfway through the student finance page closed and when she saw my maths work (STEP II 2004 q3) she cracked a joke (even though I think she knows) something to do with porn and it was just bitterly awkward, guys do your mums know that you watch porn if you do? now im getting paranoid that she knows that I do it every night, is it normal for ur mum to know? only my brother knew and she once caught me with babestation on but nothing else!!!

not even worried just feeling a bit awkward, she also washes my towels so I wonder if she saw the cumstains (I try my best to clean it!) tissues sometimes are not enough, excuse the papa roach reference :lol:
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(Original post by Waqar Khanny)
Dude u have problems
bit rude

can anyone give me an honest answer? I take it from the reactions thus far that getting caught by your mum is a social norm?
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Everyone know boys do that. Your mum is no difference although normally women dont say it openly
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I think every mother on earth with a son will realise he masturbates daily, probably to porn.
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Who cares? When I was 12 I got caught watching Playboy. Oh the benefits of the old chipped NTL cable boxes where every channel was free. As soon as MOTD finished I'd put it on but one day when i was out my father hooked it up so what was on downstairs was upstairs too so he could set films on the box downstairs and watch them in bed. Got the shock of his life when i switched it over to Playboy. He came out to the top of the stairs and asked me ' what you watching? ' - straight away I knew I was screwed.

Hahaha reminds me of a Jason Manford joke about porn and hooked cable tv :rofl:
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you're presumably a teenage male. of course she knows.
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I got kind of caught once. I was watching porn and my mum comes in and wants me to show her something on my laptop so i quickly close the window but it froze for like half a second but luckily she acted as if nothing happened.

And yes, your mother knows. Specially if she washes your sheets. Which by the way you should learn to do yourself if you're going uni...
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(Original post by Raylan Givens)
Who cares? When I was 12 I got caught watching Playboy. Oh the benefits of the old chipped NTL cable boxes where every channel was free. As soon as MOTD finished I'd put it on but one day when i was out my father hooked it up so what was on downstairs was upstairs too so he could set films on the box downstairs and watch them in bed. Got the shock of his life when i switched it over to Playboy. He came out to the top of the stairs and asked me ' what you watching? ' - straight away I knew I was screwed.

Haha funny story indeed, I got caught by my bro because he and his friends came round our house and then when he typed in youtube it came up with loads of youporn links the suggestions
Never really been caught in the act haha
tbh I don't really care and I made this thread because I was getting a little bored of polar coordinates, always love the reactions from TSRians, much judgement

(Original post by Aniaa)
Everyone know boys do that. Your mum is no difference although normally women dont say it openly
yeah that's why I was a little shocked

(Original post by snowyowl)
I think every mother on earth with a son will realise he masturbates daily, probably to porn.
true but she was open about it rather than discrete and said something along the lines of been able to talk about that stuff, I'm fine thanks mum
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Haha funny story indeed, I got caught by my bro because he and his friends came round our house and then when he typed in youtube it came up with loads of youporn links the suggestions
Never really been caught in the act haha
tbh I don't really care and I made this thread because I was getting a little bored of polar coordinates, always love the reactions from TSRians, much judgement


yeah that's why I was a little shocked


true but she was open about it rather than discrete and said something along the lines of been able to talk about that stuff, I'm fine thanks mum
well but she doesnt forbide you or anything? So its good, dont worry
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(Original post by lipslikemorphine)
I got kind of caught once. I was watching porn and my mum comes in and wants me to show her something on my laptop so i quickly close the window but it froze for like half a second but luckily she acted as if nothing happened.

And yes, your mother knows. Specially if she washes your sheets. Which by the way you should learn to do yourself if you're going uni...
Haha oh god, at least you didn't have headphones in and you were strumming yourself, I can't even begin to fathom how awkward that is

thanks for the protip
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well but she doesnt forbide you or anything? So its good, dont worry
yeah that's true, only really made this thread because I was a bit bored
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yeah that's true, only really made this thread because I was a bit bored
well....its still better than making another 'ask me anything' thread
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(Original post by Aniaa)
well....its still better than making another 'ask me anything' thread
Glad you think so :yy:

not sure whether I should come off anon or not, since I want to edit the OP asap as its a little exaggerated and cringeworthy
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Glad you think so :yy:

not sure whether I should come off anon or not, since I want to edit the OP asap as its a little exaggerated and cringeworthy
what will it change if you come off anon?
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(Original post by Aniaa)
what will it change if you come off anon?
I assume I can edit it when I come off anon but I'm not sure if that's true lol, what if I come off anon and I can't edit my anon posts, mod please confirm
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well but she doesnt forbide you or anything? So its good, dont worry
What mother would forbid their son to masturbate? Or am I missing something here?
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What mother would forbid their son to masturbate? Or am I missing something here?
Could be religious?
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Could be religious?
I'm an atheist and shes an extremely not bothered Christian
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I'm an atheist and shes an extremely not bothered Christian
I was just answering Ronove's query as to why a mother would forbid masturbation.

But in answer to your thread; it does seem to be the social norm to be caught, at least once.
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Could be religious?
I dunno, I'd have thought those of such a religious persuasion would be too scandalised to even bring the subject up.
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