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    Hey guys. Today is Valentine's day as you all know so post a poem about someone you like on tsr. I'll start:

    I think it's time i should confess,
    lurking on tsr now and again,
    until i found you and your posts,
    and that was the day i knew i was game.

    Your social awkwardness does nothing for me,
    except make me more attracted to the inner you,
    I have nothing to say,
    yet so much to say,
    I hope you can accept this tsr gift from me, i pray.

    Forget all those haters,
    don't fear,
    I know all about your experience with girls on here,
    news has it that you've been with two,
    alas it just ended up to screw you.

    Tongue's have been wagging,
    and what do they say?
    You've now fallen for a mathematicienne,
    I wish you the best of luck with that,
    but know that if things don't end up too well,
    you can always fall back on to me hell.

    I'm guessing at this point in time,
    you're asking yourself who am i?
    Just someone who's admired you from afar,
    this is my tsr gift to you,
    hopefully I'll get the same from you too.

    As you can all guess this poem is for Robbie242.
    Now post your poems!
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    Anyone?
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    Beautiful, but tl;dr
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    You!
    I wanna take you to a gay bar,
    I wanna take you to a gay bar,
    I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
    Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
    At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
    Wow!
    At the gay bar.
    Now tell me do ya, a do ya have any money?
    I wanna spend all your money,
    At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
    I've got something to put in you,
    I've got something to put in you,
    I've got something to put in you,
    At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
    Wow!
    You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
    You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
    Yeah! you're a superstar, at the gay bar.
    You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
    Superstar.
    Super, super, superstar
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    (Original post by thebeautywithin)
    You!
    I wanna take you to a gay bar,
    I wanna take you to a gay bar,
    I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
    Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
    At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
    Wow!
    At the gay bar.
    Now tell me do ya, a do ya have any money?
    I wanna spend all your money,
    At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
    I've got something to put in you,
    I've got something to put in you,
    I've got something to put in you,
    At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
    Wow!
    You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
    You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
    Yeah! you're a superstar, at the gay bar.
    You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
    Superstar.
    Super, super, superstar
    Rich, diverse use of vocabulary. :pierre:
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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    You're the fifth person to mention Valentine's Day
    Now you can **** off too.
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    Rofl, 'someone you like on TSR'. Western society at its finest, internet romance. :lol:
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    (Original post by Abdul-Karim)
    Rofl, 'someone you like on TSR'. Western society at its finest, internet romance. :lol:
    There have been couples who have married after meeting on TSR.
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    (Original post by SoftPunch)
    Beautiful, but tl;dr
    That's fine. Who's your valentine?
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    (Original post by Genocidal)
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    You're the fifth person to mention Valentine's Day
    Now you can **** off too.
    Love it
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    (Original post by meenu89)
    There have been couples who have married after meeting on TSR.
    Not for long given the divorce rates in this country.
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    (Original post by IlikeRobbie242)
    That's fine. Who's your valentine?
    (Original post by ninuzu)
    :smug:
    Him.

    OP, what are you doing on Valentine's day?
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    (Original post by meenu89)
    There have been couples who have married after meeting on TSR.
    There have been bank robbers who have gotten away successfully, doesn't mean we should rob banks. Weak response.
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    (Original post by thebeautywithin)
    You!
    I wanna take you to a gay bar,
    I wanna take you to a gay bar,
    I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
    Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
    At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
    Wow!
    At the gay bar.
    Now tell me do ya, a do ya have any money?
    I wanna spend all your money,
    At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
    I've got something to put in you,
    I've got something to put in you,
    I've got something to put in you,
    At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
    Wow!
    You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
    You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
    Yeah! you're a superstar, at the gay bar.
    You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
    Superstar.
    Super, super, superstar

    You got me; I literal lol'd.
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    (Original post by Al-Mudaari)
    Not for long given the divorce rates in this country.
    :lolwut:
    Yes, that's because women in this country can actually file for the divorce.
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    Oh, Valentines day,
    How you make the lonely sad,
    What a **** you are.
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    (Original post by SoftPunch)
    :lolwut:
    Yes, that's because women in this country can actually file for the divorce.
    Nah, I think it's more to do with the fact that they're highly promiscuous, and just can't settle down/stay loyal even if their life depended on it.

    Here's an article on how significant it can contribute to divorce; http://www.eurislam.info/ruben-all/i...n-america.html
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    (Original post by Hal.E.Lujah)
    You got me; I literal lol'd.
    You're a girl now? :smug:
    When did you manage to get the sex change so quickly?
 
 
 

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