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there was a young lady from Bicester
who wanted to marry her sicester;
she asked TSR
if she was going too far
???????????????????????

dat line fyave mandem pleez ?

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there was a young lady from Bicester
who wanted to marry her sicester;
she asked TSR
if she was going too far
but her sister then died and she missed her?
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And got sucked up by a twister
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there was a young lady from Bicester
who wanted to marry her sicester;
she asked TSR
if she was going too far
but TSR told her to go to Oxbridge
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Original post by Chlorophile
there was a young lady from Bicester
who wanted to marry her sicester;
she asked TSR
if she was going too far
but her sister then died and she missed her?


noooo TSR is supposed to be a fun happy place to hang out... tragedy has no place here

:no:
Original post by the bear
noooo TSR is supposed to be a fun happy place to hang out... tragedy has no place here

:no:


You've clearly not met her sister if you think it's a tragedy.
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Original post by Simidude
And got sucked up by a twister


ermmm that is an interesting submission... there has been a lot of extreme weather recently.

or perhaps you did not mean to write up. a twister could mean a deceitful trickster type person; in brief a troll...
Original post by the bear
there was a young lady from Bicester
who wanted to marry her sicester;
she asked TSR
if she was going too far
They replied no bicester is only a five minutes walk from costa.


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Original post by Genocidal
there was a young lady from Bicester
who wanted to marry her sicester;
she asked TSR
if she was going too far
but TSR told her to go to Oxbridge


heheheh the old ones are the best eh ?

or

there was a young lady from Bicester
who wanted to marry her sicester;
she asked TSR
if she was going too far
but they said to come back next semicester

:rofl:
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Original post by Chlorophile
You've clearly not met her sister if you think it's a tragedy.


:flute:
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Original post by the bear
there was a young lady from Bicester
who wanted to marry her sicester;
she asked TSR
if she was going too far
They replied no bicester is only a five minutes walk from costa.


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wow !! i think you've had one too many skinny frapuccinos amigo :eek:
Original post by the bear
there was a young lady from Bicester
who wanted to marry her sicester;
she asked TSR
if she was going too far
???????????????????????

dat line fyave mandem pleez ?

:gangster:


They said "Yeah, that dick's a tongue twister" :sexface: :perv: :teehee:

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Original post by the bear
heheheh the old ones are the best eh ?

or

there was a young lady from Bicester
who wanted to marry her sicester;
she asked TSR
if she was going too far
but they said to come back next semicester

:rofl:



there was a young lady from Bicester
who wanted to marry her sicester;
she asked TSR
if she was going too far
but they said wait for her next trimester.

Saw the word 'trimester' on my Facebook and just had to use it!
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Original post by Genocidal
there was a young lady from Bicester
who wanted to marry her sicester;
she asked TSR
if she was going too far
but they said wait for her next trimester.

Saw the word 'trimester' on my Facebook and just had to use it!


it needs a teeny bit of touching up ( oo-er matron :colondollar: ) :

there was a young lady from Bicester
who wanted to marry her sicester;
she asked TSR
if she was going too far
while she was still in her second trimester
(edited 10 years ago)
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Original post by majmuh24
They said "Yeah, that dick's a tongue twister" :sexface: :perv: :teehee:

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keep it clean bro'.... this is a family forum :naughty: :rofl:
Original post by the bear
keep it clean bro'.... this is a family forum :naughty: :rofl:


You were the one who started the whole dirty limericks thing :hand:

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Original post by majmuh24
You were the one who started the whole dirty limericks thing :hand:

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moi ** ? :s-smilie: :mad: :confused:

this is in the French tongue... it means "me"
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moi ** ? :s-smilie: :mad: :confused:

this is in the French tongue... it means "me"


Vous.

You.

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(edited 10 years ago)
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Original post by majmuh24


you have not provided a translation for your foreign message. :eek: :eek: :eek: [scrollr]:naughty::pierre:[/scrollr]
Original post by the bear
it needs a teeny bit of touching up ( oo-er matron :colondollar: ) :

there was a young lady from Bicester
who wanted to marry her sicester;
she asked TSR
if she was going too far
while she was still in her second trimester


Definitely flows better. :smile:

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