How to pick up WHITE ENGLISH girls at a bar?

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English girls are Goddesses. I don't even like any other white girls... but that's a different story.

What works best on you divine creatures?? Pickup lines, just "hi" or......

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Well seen as though I am a white english girl I may be of some assistance. Pick-up lines can sometimes be cute but then other times it makes you look like a ********. I personally don't like pick-up lines as they make me feel quite awkward, but you could just directly complement (e.g. 'I love the way your eyes sparkle' or 'you look so good in that dress'). This is just my opinion and the majority of white English girls may absolutely adore pick-up lines, I don't know


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For me, definitely not pick up lines. I find them way too cringy
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Yeah, don't use pick up lines. I would say it rarely works and is, instead, rather awkward.
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Definitely a troll, we all know English girls are illiterate, fat ugly scum.

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Avoid chat up lines at all costs, just buy her a kebab and you're laughing
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(Original post by Viva Emptiness)
Definitely a troll, we all know English girls are illiterate, fat ugly scum.

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I wish all girls were as simple as that ( THE SPOILER PART ONLY - PLS DONT KILL ME GUYS)
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Does the old BMW keyring malarky still work or will a couple of drinks suffice these days?
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Posh English girls are lovely.
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Posh English girls are lovely.
Seconded. Those accents just make me stare at them, thinking "keep talking babe".
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Just strike up a conversation on any standard topic, look up ice breakers
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I kind of expected you to have more pissed off responses than this...ah well

Anyway, I'm mixed race and therefore do not count but most of my friends are white and corny chat up lines are epic as long as you present them as a joke (and maybe don't go with the really pervy ones to start with because there's a fine line between being funny and coming across like a d***. Also you're kind of assuming she has a sense of humour so be prepared...). If you don't want to go for a corny chat up line though, don't open with hi because it suggests a lack of imagination, better to start with something friendly/witty or just general small talk (i.e. if you're by the bar and it's taking ages, feel free to comment)

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The last time I went out drinking, I had to get some money from a cash point. A girl walking past said "Give me that money and I'll suck your ****".
What's my point? British girls are on average fairly easy to "pick up". You shouldn't have a problem, provided you don't over-do the compliments and sleaze all over the place.
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I want to know too!
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If you have to ask...
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i wouldn't respond to any guy directly trying to pick me up

i want someone who wants to talk and is intelligent , so you have to get away from small talk pretty fast , but tbh i'd probably rebuff anyone who tried *shrug*

if a girl thinks you're only talking to her to **** her , the chances are you'll be rebuffed very quickly (unless she likes that kind of thing) , genuine interest and chatter gets away from that
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The last time I went out drinking, I had to get some money from a cash point. A girl walking past said "Give me that money and I'll suck your ****".
What's my point? British girls are on average fairly easy to "pick up". You shouldn't have a problem, provided you don't over-do the compliments and sleaze all over the place.
Pretty sure she would have just taken your money and ran.
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Nice bit of casual racism, you should open with that. And then use a pick-up line. *****es love pick-up lines.


But hey, convincingly work Shakespeare into the conversation and I may despise you a little less than the other boys.
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(Original post by meemily)
Well seen as though I am a white english girl I may be of some assistance. Pick-up lines can sometimes be cute but then other times it makes you look like a ********. I personally don't like pick-up lines as they make me feel quite awkward, but you could just directly complement (e.g. 'I love the way your eyes sparkle' or 'you look so good in that dress'). This is just my opinion and the majority of white English girls may absolutely adore pick-up lines, I don't know


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When I try and engage girls in a conversation they walk away or dance other side of the floor

My questions are not even creepy

Just hey where you from ?
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(Original post by aspirinpharmacist)
Nice bit of casual racism, you should open with that. And then use a pick-up line. *****es love pick-up lines.


But hey, convincingly work Shakespeare into the conversation and I may despise you a little less than the other boys.
Examples please!!
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(Original post by hotliketea)
i wouldn't respond to any guy directly trying to pick me up

i want someone who wants to talk and is intelligent , so you have to get away from small talk pretty fast , but tbh i'd probably rebuff anyone who tried *shrug*

if a girl thinks you're only talking to her to **** her , the chances are you'll be rebuffed very quickly (unless she likes that kind of thing) , genuine interest and chatter gets away from that
How should I approach you then?? TBH I'm looking for a conversation and new friends too ^_^
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