HUGE spider outside my window!?!?! (Venomous?)

Heeellll no. I wish!

They get eaten if you're not careful, unlike mantids they don't usually get eaten during the act itself lol, it's after if they can't push her legs away and leg it. Sometimes it's okay, the temperament of females towards males depends on species sometimes I think, some seem to tolerate them in the same enclosure for a while, some seem to treat them as food quickly .

Yeah I have 7 tarantulas (soon to be 9), I've lost a couple over the years as when they shed their skin they can have problems on occasion. Got 1 tail-less whip scorpion, an unrealistically large one was in Harry Potter apparently, then two green anole lizards and....an African Pygmy Hedgehog, which lets me off the hook for any other pets, though she's the grumpiest hedgehog you'll ever meet who hates humans.

Hehe, poor old chaps. Wow, you have a lot of pets! OK, so I Googled that hedgehog...they are like the cutest things around. I bet you get all the girls with her Until her misanthropy becomes obvious I guess haha. I just have two bunnies (boos), they are annoying enough to keep me busy without any more animals!

Just discovered a hug spider hiding in the crack of my hall window - it's been there a long time as it has a strong funnel-like web which it crawls into.
It's really big and also meaty - making us suspect it's venomous!
I can post a picture later..
Anyway what should I do? I can't really just kill it/throw it outside. Would it be weird to inform maintenance/hall person of it?

Here's his bigger, less disabled, brother.

Just discovered a hug spider hiding in the crack of my hall window - it's been there a long time as it has a strong funnel-like web which it crawls into.
It's really big and also meaty - making us suspect it's venomous!
I can post a picture later..
Anyway what should I do? I can't really just kill it/throw it outside. Would it be weird to inform maintenance/hall person of it?

If it bites you, you might turn into Spidergirl - Imagine that

That's what she said

Coax it out, trap between a jar and a thin piece of paper or card, and toss it in the bin.

You could also just smash the hell out of it, which would be a cruel but more certain way that, if venomous, the spider won't get you.

I knew reading this thread was a mistake.

I knew it.

It feels like it's on me.

They get eaten if you're not careful, unlike mantids they don't usually get eaten during the act itself lol, it's after if they can't push her legs away and leg it. Sometimes it's okay, the temperament of females towards males depends on species sometimes I think, some seem to tolerate them in the same enclosure for a while, some seem to treat them as food quickly .

Yeah I have 7 tarantulas (soon to be 9), I've lost a couple over the years as when they shed their skin they can have problems on occasion. Got 1 tail-less whip scorpion, an unrealistically large one was in Harry Potter apparently, then two green anole lizards and....an African Pygmy Hedgehog, which lets me off the hook for any other pets, though she's the grumpiest hedgehog you'll ever meet who hates humans.

give it a hug.

We used to have one of the so called 'KILLER SPIDERS!!!!!' (as the daily mail dubbed them) living in our flat in Bristol.

she was cool.

They sound like my dream pets. Only I'd want a snake too.

Is she... missing her nipples?

Maybe attack it with a vacuum cleaner?
Spiders give me the right shivers

Well, it could be a giant house spider, pretty sure they're funnel webbed. Non-venomous, but their bite can pierce human skin and they're officially the fastest moving spider in the world. Sorry son, your days are numbered.

You're lying to me, my box friends have just told me it's not twoo

bear™ is not sure what box friends are ?

do you mean you do boxing ?

or keep your friends in a box

or you have "friends" made out of the wood of the box tree Buxus sempervirens ?

Well, it could be a giant house spider, pretty sure they're funnel webbed. Non-venomous, but their bite can pierce human skin and they're officially the fastest moving spider in the world. Sorry son, your days are numbered.

yes... they hate conkers. it is like if someone put Adele in my house