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If you want my comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mum's chin
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
Winston Churchill
Original post by Robbie242
ur mum
your face
This was between two lads during a Chemistry practical - someone spilt water and two people started arguing about it. The conversation somehow got to getting things wet (yes you can see where this is going).
One of the guys says to the other "What would you know about getting things wet?"
The other's reply: "Your mum."
One of the guys says to the other "What would you know about getting things wet?"
The other's reply: "Your mum."
Insult: I've spoken with apes more polite than you
Comeback: I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
Insult: I got this scar on my face during a might struggle!
Comeback: I hope now you've learned to stop picking picking your nose.
Insult: People consider my fists lethal weapons
Comeback: Sadly, your breath should be equally reckoned.
Insult: Would you like to buried or cremated?
Comeback: With you around, I would rather be fumigated.
Bonus points for people who recognise these!
Comeback: I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
Insult: I got this scar on my face during a might struggle!
Comeback: I hope now you've learned to stop picking picking your nose.
Insult: People consider my fists lethal weapons
Comeback: Sadly, your breath should be equally reckoned.
Insult: Would you like to buried or cremated?
Comeback: With you around, I would rather be fumigated.
Bonus points for people who recognise these!
So, when did you unlock retarded.
Works best when playing online.
Works best when playing online.
I'm rubber, you're glue
whatever you say sticks right back to you
whatever you say sticks right back to you
But why do you say this fine sir?
I just cry. 
Then when they come to say sorry, I knee them in their misters!
Then when they come to say sorry, I knee them in their misters!
Original post by BOB2014
Did he actually say that lol
Yes he actually did
Original post by Floydacious
Insult: I've spoken with apes more polite than you
Comeback: I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
Insult: I got this scar on my face during a might struggle!
Comeback: I hope now you've learned to stop picking picking your nose.
Insult: People consider my fists lethal weapons
Comeback: Sadly, your breath should be equally reckoned.
Insult: Would you like to buried or cremated?
Comeback: With you around, I would rather be fumigated.
Bonus points for people who recognise these!
Comeback: I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
Insult: I got this scar on my face during a might struggle!
Comeback: I hope now you've learned to stop picking picking your nose.
Insult: People consider my fists lethal weapons
Comeback: Sadly, your breath should be equally reckoned.
Insult: Would you like to buried or cremated?
Comeback: With you around, I would rather be fumigated.
Bonus points for people who recognise these!
The World of Monkey Island?
Talk to the hand because the face ain't listening.
Well I went to a pretty messed up school so the most polite comebacks were
"Your dads hairy tits"
"Your mums soggy balls"
Clearly a school which didn't strive in biology.
"Your dads hairy tits"
"Your mums soggy balls"
Clearly a school which didn't strive in biology.
"Bet yo momma's titties smaller than yours." - dance crew member to fat Spartan from Meet The Spartans. Always cracks me up.
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