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Its a follow on from this thread: How to debate like a racist.

1. Call the other person a troll. This one doesn't always work but it gets the ball of bull**** rolling. If the poster says something you don't like then call them a troll. After all....who the hell is this person holding a different opinion to you? How dare this person even suggest something that remotely challenges your views on a subject. You're always right no matter what. Never forget that ego of yours. It needs stroking.

2. Find out the gender of the other person you're debating with. If this is easy enough to do then attack that person on the basis of their gender. Do your utmost to avoid the actual debate and pinpoint they're gender, that'll prove them wrong. Nothing like personal abuse and no citation to get your point across.

3. Secondly, find out what university the other person goes to. If its anything less than Russell Group you should be aware that anything they say has the value of an item in the pound shop multiplied by zero. If they go to a Russell Group university or above then move on to point four. Just because they go to a decent university it doesn't mean they're right after all. The day we start listening to people from beta universities is the day the world collapses and fails. If the person goes to Oxbridge move on to point 5.

4. Find out if the other person you're debating with is a feminist or someone who uses the term feminazi. If the person is a man then go all crazy and start calling them an oppressor of women's rights who still wants to live in the 1920's. Use the term feminist to reinforce your point and belittle the male until he can no longer be bothered rationalising with you in a mature fashion.

It also works the other way. If you feel you're arguing with a woman, feel free to brand her a feminazi because as you know, all good debates need a bit of personal abuse thrown in there too to satisfy that ego of yours.

5. Call someone a racist. Extra points if you aim this one at a member of TSR who has announced support for UKIP. You've done your background check and there's simply no way they can get back from this one unless of course you're arguing with someone with a background in politics and someone who knows what they're talking about.

6. The Humanities vs Sciences argument. If the person you're debating with is studying a humanities subject feel free to call them an emotional wreck who is incapable of thinking logically. After all, why pick art when you can study biology? What rights do they have to choose their subject and pursue their own career?

Also, if the person studies a science feel free to call them emotionally detached and incapable of expressing emotion. Logic is what scientists love and emotion often comes second to these people.

7. Call the other person a virgin. Nothing like telling a person online who you've never met about their own sexual history. If only these psychics existed off TSR as well. We may all one day win the lottery. Calling a person online who you've never met a virgin will not only inflate your own ego but it'll also make the other person, if self conscious, feel like they need to argue that they're in fact not a virgin.

8. Dig up information from their profiles. Find old posts and pictures they made to justify your argument because after all digging up dirt on people really validates your argument. Oh look, she has photos, lets send her a few messages and if she doesn't respond how I like then i'll call her some bad words and act all badass like she was just one card in a deck you have ready to play with.

or you could;

9. Just debate properly like a mature adult, use sources and citation to back up the points you're making. It's just a suggestion.
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Love it :lol:

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PRSOM :rofl:
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10) I wear 50s clothing, therefore, you are wrong.
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Point 9 is ****.
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10) I wear 50s clothing, therefore, you are wrong.
Ugh, apparently I have been on a repping spree today. Still, the thought is there.
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:rofl:
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Ugh, this list is exactly the kind of trolling I'd expect from some kind of racist, sexist, fascist, anti-Semite misogyny loving male.

Do they teach this kind of wooly headed thinking in your underwater basket weaving classes at Thames Valley U?

Have fun never getting laid, jerk!
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(Original post by ManifoldManifest)
Ugh, this list is exactly the kind of trolling I'd expect from some kind of racist, sexist, fascist, anti-Semite misogyny loving male.

Do they teach this kind of wooly headed thinking in your underwater basket weaving classes at Thames Valley U?

Have fun never getting laid, jerk!
Had to rep you for the effort of that response. :lol:
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Haha, nice one dude.
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:rofl: good one
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:lol:

But what would TSR be without lots of ad hominem and pointless name-calling?
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You are the worst poster on this place.
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Neg rep would solve many of these problems.
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You are the worst poster on this place.
I love you back. :love:
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Nice thread
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Ok
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fred of the year
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fred of the year
PRSOM!

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"Response: Likewise"
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