What's the biggest lie you've ever told or heard from a partner?

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Destiny'sChild
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For me, it was when he said I was the only one, only to find out I was the side chick!

So whats the biggest lie your gf/bf ever told you? Share and discuss
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"That other guy doesn't fancy me"
"I don't fancy that other guy"
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"I don't watch porn"
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"I'm too tired"
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"Everything's fine".
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Being told 'I just inherited £20k and I'm going to use it to buy a newer car and put a deposit on a house'

When the truth was 'I'm £20k in debt and I was just given a 10 year old redundant car'
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"No your pussy doesn't smell/taste/looks bad" - multiple lies.

"You're a tight fit"

"nice ass"


Ah yes, I know there is a reason I haven't had my balls chopped off or had my neck eviscerated in my sleep.

Lies, they keep the world a less bloody place.
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(Original post by Anonymous)
"I'm too tired"
Classic lie to get out of having sex
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(Original post by TSRgawdlike)
"No your pussy doesn't smell/taste/looks bad" - multiple lies.

"You're a tight fit"

"nice ass"


Ah yes, I know there is a reason I haven't had my balls chopped off or had my neck eviscerated in my sleep.

Lies, they keep the world a less bloody place.
This made me LOL !
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"I'm in Manchester seeing my friend for dinner, lets meet tomorrow instead" "Sorry I didn't message you again, I didn't get back until late"


Really he was meant to say "I'm staying overnight at my ex girlfriends house in Sheffield" :/
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She said: "Nah, I've seen a bigger penis before".

Lies. :ninja:
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My boyfriend can't lie so I never have to worry about him being untruthful (he can't even tell me harmless lies to keep surprises secret!)

I, on the other hand, have no qualms about lying and am something of a natural. The most frequent lies I tell him are "Yes, I'm going to sleep now" and "Yes, I got lots of sleep last night" because I'm always staying up late or doing all nighters and I know he worries that I don't sleep enough.

Aside from that, I don't really lie to him because I don't need to hide anything from him.
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"I am perfectly fine with no sex before marriage"
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the number of partners ive slept with
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"I love you"

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Paraphrasing, but its meaning was stated - 'I won't cheat on you'.
'We didn't have sex'.
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"Don't worry, it happens to lots of guys."
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I'm on my period.

You were great.
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"I haven't done maintenance yet. Sorry."
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After 3.5 years of a pretty great relationship, she head off to uni while I started my gap year this past August. For months before the impending move away, she seeked reassurances that I wouldn't cheat (one of the girls in our friend group who I'm close to apparently had a crush on me and my gf was worried).

She goes to uni, shags a dude in her halls a couple times right away. Comes back for a short holiday in September, fesses up to cheating and says "I missed you so much, I was so lonely...I think that's why I ended up in bed with him". :lol: Such logic.
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