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Communal showers

I really don't like them. I get the impression blokes enjoy them but can't see why. Is it a bloke thang? Are there any females who like communal showers?

Reply 1

Nylex

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Amb1

I really don't like them. I get the impression blokes enjoy them but can't see why. Is it a bloke thang?

I'd hate using a communal shower.

Reply 2

me!

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the only time I had to use a communal shower was when I was 11 and on a school trip, we all wore swimming costumes though so it could've been worse. I don't like them.

Reply 3

HasanB

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Nylex

I'd hate using a communal shower.

yep i hate em too, but id love to see what goes on in female ones :biggrin:

Reply 4

samd294

I'm sure they all soap each other up and then have play fights, yes thats it! btw ever seen that legendary 80s teen film "Porky's"? Its on a par with ferris bueller's day off. You'll know why i'm referencing it if you've seen it.

Reply 5

zazy

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Amb1

I really don't like them. I get the impression blokes enjoy them but can't see why. Is it a bloke thang? Are there any females who like communal showers?

ewwwwwwwwwwww,it's a verucca thing!!!!!

Reply 6

zazy

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HasanB

yep i hate em too, but id love to see what goes on in female ones :biggrin:

Not unusual for you.... :biggrin:

Reply 7

]{ingnik

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pick up the soap will you?

Reply 8

zazy

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piginapoke

In blokes' showers there always seems to be the macho, hairy, well-hung type who'll parade his nakedness around like a cheesy 70's medallion. Then there's the runts who'll scurry in and out as fast as possible to avoid being seen. I don't mind them, but I really don't like it when blokes feel the need to talk to me when I'm in there! Its the same as communal urinals - eyes front, no talking, keep as far away from each other as possible.

Lolz.. good one!!!The first thing thta comes to my mind is a damp sort of smellly atmosphere....

Reply 9

PQ

PS Reviewer

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Trousers

If they've been swimming, they'll keep their swimming costumes on, wash their hair and get out of there as soon as pos. If not, they'll skip the shower and go home dirty and smelly.

Sexy, eh?

There's often one middle aged lady with bizarrely saggy boobs who will take the top of their costume down. Everyone else will pretend not to stare and try to get away as quickly as possible while all the time feeling their eyes being drawn to the navel level nipples.

or is that just at my local pool?

Personally I've always quite fancied getting into naturism and a bit of public nudity is good for the nation. I was planning to try it out at glasto this year but unforunately didn't get tickets so the world will be deprived of my slimmed down nakedness and will have to put up with the very overweight lady with the large wooden walking stick instead....

Reply 10

MC

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piginapoke

In blokes' showers there always seems to be the macho, hairy, well-hung type who'll parade his nakedness around like a cheesy 70's medallion. Then there's the runts who'll scurry in and out as fast as possible to avoid being seen. I don't mind them, but I really don't like it when blokes feel the need to talk to me when I'm in there! Its the same as communal urinals - eyes front, no talking, keep as far away from each other as possible.

Reply 11

MC

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Pencil Queen

There's often one middle aged lady with bizarrely saggy boobs who will take the top of their costume down. Everyone else will pretend not to stare and try to get away as quickly as possible while all the time feeling their eyes being drawn to the navel level nipples.

or is that just at my local pool?

Personally I've always quite fancied getting into naturism and a bit of public nudity is good for the nation. I was planning to try it out at glasto this year but unforunately didn't get tickets so the world will be deprived of my slimmed down nakedness and will have to put up with the very overweight lady with the large wooden walking stick instead....

Go to Reading Festival?

Reply 12

zazy

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Pencil Queen

There's often one middle aged lady with bizarrely saggy boobs who will take the top of their costume down. Everyone else will pretend not to stare and try to get away as quickly as possible while all the time feeling their eyes being drawn to the navel level nipples.

or is that just at my local pool?

Personally I've always quite fancied getting into naturism and a bit of public nudity is good for the nation. I was planning to try it out at glasto this year but unforunately didn't get tickets so the world will be deprived of my slimmed down nakedness and will have to put up with the very overweight lady with the large wooden walking stick instead....

Ahhhhh.What a pity You're right about the middleaged lady with the sagged boobs.... always loadz of them about...... :frown:

Reply 13

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piginapoke

In blokes' showers there always seems to be the macho, hairy, well-hung type who'll parade his nakedness around like a cheesy 70's medallion. Then there's the runts who'll scurry in and out as fast as possible to avoid being seen. I don't mind them, but I really don't like it when blokes feel the need to talk to me when I'm in there! Its the same as communal urinals - eyes front, no talking, keep as far away from each other as possible.

lol - have you seen that video with the 3 men at the urinals holding each others cocks while they light cigarettes? :tongue:

it's very good!

although from my description it does sound rather bizarre and porny.

Reply 14

PQ

PS Reviewer

21

Mad Caddie

Go to Reading Festival?

Reading isn't a proper festival (at least to me it isn't - there are plenty who go and love it) - they send oyu out of the main site and back to the campsites at bedtime :shudder:

And of course the lack of good old fashioned long drops is just not nice.

And can you imagine getting naked at Reading - I wouldn't feel safe fully clothed on my own at reading (whereas glasto I have been and was planning to go alone) never mind naked surrounded by hoardes of 16 yr old rock fans.

I'm planning to go to the Glade festival, beautiful days, the isle of white and a couple more little festivals instead.

Reply 15

]{ingnik

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piginapoke

No, but I've played that fantastic Flash game where you have to choose which urinal to use in various situations.

magic. i completed it first go. even the last one. i know my urinal etiquette.

Reply 16

]{ingnik

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zazy

Ahhhhh.What a pity You're right about the middleaged lady with the sagged boobs.... always loadz of them about...... :frown:

where can i find these ladies?

Reply 17

zazy

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{ingnik']where can i find these ladies?

in any local pool or shower mate..ain't a pretty sight..are you sure???? :biggrin:

Reply 18

Vienna

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*disgusted* public swimming pools and communal showers....oh how common.

Reply 19

PQ

PS Reviewer

21

zazy

in any local pool or shower mate..ain't a pretty sight..are you sure???? :biggrin:

yeah - really not something you want to look for. These ladies don't just fail the pencil test (bung a pencil under a boob if it doesn't fall they're saggy) they'd fail a keyboard test (sorry tried to keep the stationary thing going but couldn't think of anything big/slim/heavy enough)

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