Umm...
- Met a paedophile off the internet
- Caught playing "strip" paper, scissors rock in a field to try and impress a guy
- Been stuck in a lift and rescued by firemen
- Broke leg falling down one step
- Broke wrist doing embarrassing drunk dancing
- Boo'd a group of kids doing a little performance whilst on holiday, claiming that I was saying "boo-urns" when I got nasty looks
- Caught having sex in naughty places and by parents (cringe)
- Once took so many drugs I was awake for four days, acted like an insane person swatting away imaginary wasps at a family friends wedding vow renewal and then had to drive my mums car from Wales to Newbury but got stuck down a single track lane facing a tractor so had to attempt to reverse to the nearest over-taking bay which took about 5 attempts while the guy in the tractor just sat there watching in stupefied silence
- Declared my undying love unwittingly to someone on webcam because I didn't realise my microphone was on
- Went to an 80's themed hen do dressed as the biker guy from the Village People for no reason, moustache and everything, when everyone else just wore like, some leggings and bright make-up
- My boyfriend drunkenly called 999 on me because we were having an argument over who solved a simple mental arithmetic problem first
- On my last first date I got so nervous that I drank about a bottle of wine plus several vodkas, ended up vomiting everywhere and he had to pay £40 for a taxi to take me home
-Once when I was a kid, a friend and I ripped the legs off a squishy pig stress reliever of another girl in our class (no idea why). Ridden with guilt we locked ourselves in the toilet and tried to pritt-stick them back on. It didn't work.
Ok, there is loads more but that's all I can think of for now.