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Reply 1
could it be soap or showergel you havent rinsed off properly when you wash kind of building up?
Anonymous
I was gonna post a pic, but can't find battterys for the camera... sorry!


Trust me, there's no need to apologise for not posting a picture of something like that.
Reply 3
it's pierced?
Reply 4
I'm being sick.
Reply 6
Juicy Fruit
Trust me, there's no need to apologise for not posting a picture of something like that.


Lmfao, yup! I really don't know what it could be, unless it's soap/shampoo like orbelina suggested.
Reply 7
Anonymous
Hi, am a verry clean person however when I am about to go to bed I often notice a thick white substance in my belly button.... is this normal? It smells funny too.

Have tried to look it up on the internet but have only found out stuff about bellybutton fluff, which I don't have a problem with.

I was gonna post a pic, but can't find battterys for the camera... sorry!


Dried semen? :wink:
Reply 8
Maybe your belly button is actually an udder :eek:
Reply 9
foxo
Dried semen? :wink:


Every day?! An interesting proposal...! :eek:
Reply 10
:toofunny:
Reply 11
foxo
Dried semen? :wink:


eeeeeeeww!:eek:
Reply 12
I've heard about this - its where you have a baby but it is not being cultured in the uteris as the egg after leaving the ovary was not "captured" by the fallopian tube (you may have seen this on that great show "Eastenders" a few years ago). If this goes undetected for a certain period of time your bellybutton's residual mammarian veins grow, and hence becomes a third nipple (or fourth, fifth.etc., if you're already a defective individual).
Hence, the milky substance you see is infact semi-curdled milk which is not being used by the baby. hope it helps.
Zlatan
Maybe your belly button is actually an udder :eek:


LOL :biggrin:

"Hmm, what's this strange stuff in my belly button? It looks sort of like, well, moo. Moo? Oh that's right, I'm a cow! Mooo!" OP, does this scenario seem familar? If not then I wouldn't worry too much, chances are you don't have an udder tucked away down there :biggrin:
Reply 14
what, you mean the OP is PREGNANT?
Reply 15
foxo
Dried semen? :wink:


haaaaaa wow that made me smile
Reply 16
bikerx23
I've heard about this - its where you have a baby but it is not being cultured in the uteris as the egg after leaving the ovary was not "captured" by the fallopian tube (you may have seen this on that great show "Eastenders" a few years ago). If this goes undetected for a certain period of time your bellybutton's residual mammarian veins grow, and hence becomes a third nipple (or fourth, fifth.etc., if you're already a defective individual).
Hence, the milky substance you see is infact semi-curdled milk which is not being used by the baby. hope it helps.

please, please, PLEASE tell me you are joking?!
Reply 17
orbelina
what, you mean the OP is PREGNANT?

yes, as is everyone who posts in H&R, however medically feasible.
Reply 18
bunthulhu
LOL :biggrin:

"Hmm, what's this strange stuff in my belly button? It looks sort of like, well, moo. Moo? Oh that's right, I'm a cow! Mooo!" OP, does this scenario seem familar? If not then I wouldn't worry too much, chances are you don't have an udder tucked away down there :biggrin:


We should milk this cow joke for all it's worth.


Sorry, that was udderly awful. :redface:
Reply 19
rxbeef
please, please, PLEASE tell me you are joking?!

sounds medically possible, doesn't it...:wink:*




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