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Poll: What is your toilet entertainment
Cats/dogs/pets (2)
1.87%
Android/smartphone/Nintendo DS (for internet browsing and stuff) (43)
40.19%
A book (13)
12.15%
An e-book reader (Kindle etc.) (3)
2.8%
Newspaper (5)
4.67%
Laptop (4)
3.74%
Music (6)
5.61%
Other (3)
2.8%
I just sit there. (28)
26.17%
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Yup.
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Having a **** is not the time for entertainment, it's when a man gets his thinking done and contemplated the mysteries of the universe.
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Love the pets option.

My dog wont look at anyone using the toilet. She politely turns her head away.
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I usually just sit there, but sometimes I'll go on whatsapp or TSR if I have my phone on me :dontknow:
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People take their pets?! We don't let our cats in the bathroom, we've caught them drinking out of the bowl before. :rolleyes:
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I find taking a poo itself enjoyable.
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okkayyyyy then
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Lady Caca.
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Use my phone usually to whatsapp or use the internet, sometimes think about solutions to my life problems
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The news.

I read stories about Ed Miliband becoming Prime Minister and I **** myself. It really helps for constipation and best of all its free.
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Whatever I can lay my hand on (that excludes pets).
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TSR

crappy reading for a crappy time
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Cats/dogs/pets:lolwut:
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sometimes when I'm about to brush my teeth I think "I might as well kill two birds with one sh*t" and brush my teeth and go to the toilet at the same time
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The TSR Religion section- gotta love a bit of comedy whilst on the ****ter.
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What the hell? My time on the toilet is swift. Literally like 1 minute, hop on and hop off. There isn't time to sit and do any of the things you suggested in your poll. Why are people doing stuff that takes longer than dropping excrement requires? It's highly unhygienic.

Why is everyone constipated?!
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My phone. I usually just browse FB or play Scrabble.
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(Original post by aspirinpharmacist)
People take their pets?! We don't let our cats in the bathroom, we've caught them drinking out of the bowl before. :rolleyes:
No, the pet(s) follow the person in. Or they'll shove their paws under the locked door.

Get a toilet lid.

(Original post by Gondur)
What the hell? My time on the toilet is swift. Literally like 1 minute, hop on and hop off. There isn't time to sit and do any of the things you suggested in your poll. Why are people doing stuff that takes longer than dropping excrement requires? It's highly unhygienic.
What about constipation, illness or anal fissures and roids? Those won't take a minute.

Unlike you it seems, people don't rub their hands all over the toilet and finger their bum while they're sitting on the toilet, so 5 minutes is no less hygienic than 1 minute for us normal folk.

Then there's wiping, which can take a minute. You DO wipe, right?... Oh...
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No, the pet(s) follow the person in. Or they'll shove their paws under the locked door.

Get a toilet lid.



What about constipation, illness or anal fissures and roids? Those won't take a minute.

Unlike you it seems, people don't rub their hands all over the toilet and finger their bum while they're sitting on the toilet, so 5 minutes is no less hygienic than 1 minute for us normal folk.

Then there's wiping, which can take a minute. You DO wipe, right?... Oh...
That is such a long time! I eat healthy and exercise. I drop my excrement once a day. When I do, I pull down my pants, sit on the toilet and it drops instantly. Then I stand up and wipe but there's not a lot of excrement on the tissue anyway. This takes around 1 minute!
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(Original post by Gondur)
That is such a long time! I eat healthy and exercise. I drop my excrement once a day. When I do, I pull down my pants, sit on the toilet and it drops instantly. Then I stand up and wipe but there's not a lot of excrement on the tissue anyway. This takes around 1 minute!
That doesn't mean that is going to be the case for everyone else though. You know this too, you're just acting dumb to get on a pedestal about how healthy you are. No one cares about your healthiness, not as much as you do, so settle down.
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