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Thought this could be an amusing thread! Post the funniest, most bizarre, rudest and most common things you get when people find out you're gay or bisexual (or other???)!
Obviously the top most used is " So when did you decide to be gay?" lololol
Obviously the top most used is " So when did you decide to be gay?" lololol
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(Original post by Geo21)
Thought this could be an amusing thread! Post the funniest, most bizarre, rudest and most common things you get when people find out you're gay or bisexual (or other???)!
Obviously the top most used is " So when did you decide to be gay?" lololol
Thought this could be an amusing thread! Post the funniest, most bizarre, rudest and most common things you get when people find out you're gay or bisexual (or other???)!
Obviously the top most used is " So when did you decide to be gay?" lololol
Pun intended?In all seriousness, though, it is worrying some people are still so ignorant about that! I'm straight but there's no excuse really.
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Do you still like boobs and will you do me up the bum would be a pretty weird question for me, considering that I'm a gay...female. I still love boobs though and let me just get my big black strap on out for ya! 
Serendipitee- I just laugh it off by asking them similar questions and letting them go red! Telling someone that they "don't look like a straight person" seems to only make people angry though. Haha.
Serendipitee- I just laugh it off by asking them similar questions and letting them go red! Telling someone that they "don't look like a straight person" seems to only make people angry though. Haha.
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(Original post by Solivagant)
Will you do me up the bum?
Will you do me up the bum?
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(Original post by Geo21)
Do you still like boobs and will you do me up the bum would be a pretty weird question for me, considering that I'm a gay...female. I still love boobs though and let me just get my big black strap on out for ya!
Serendipitee- I just laugh it off by asking them similar questions and letting them go red! Telling someone that they "don't look like a straight person" seems to only make people angry though. Haha.
Do you still like boobs and will you do me up the bum would be a pretty weird question for me, considering that I'm a gay...female. I still love boobs though and let me just get my big black strap on out for ya!
Serendipitee- I just laugh it off by asking them similar questions and letting them go red! Telling someone that they "don't look like a straight person" seems to only make people angry though. Haha.
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#10
(Original post by Plantagenet Crown)
That's a pretty gay thing to ask a gay person.
That's a pretty gay thing to ask a gay person.
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#11
(Original post by Solivagant)
Well you wouldn't often ask it to a straight person.
Well you wouldn't often ask it to a straight person.
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#12
I'm straight but I've heard 'are you gay gay or phase gay', 'so is Pink your favourite colour?' and then there's the 'you don't sound gay'
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So how do two women have sex? 
(or even "so how do you have sex with women?")
Doing some scissoring in bed, eh?
ALWAYS the scissoring! Why? It's so awkward, there's just no appeal to it... just no.
(or even "so how do you have sex with women?")Doing some scissoring in bed, eh?
ALWAYS the scissoring! Why? It's so awkward, there's just no appeal to it... just no.
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(Original post by Geo21)
Thought this could be an amusing thread! Post the funniest, most bizarre, rudest and most common things you get when people find out you're gay or bisexual (or other???)!
Obviously the top most used is " So when did you decide to be gay?" lololol
Thought this could be an amusing thread! Post the funniest, most bizarre, rudest and most common things you get when people find out you're gay or bisexual (or other???)!
Obviously the top most used is " So when did you decide to be gay?" lololol
"How are you going to have sex?"
"Do you scissor?"
"Do you hate guys"
"Are you just going to have threesomes forever?"
-_-
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I always ask for fashion tips. Or for them to do a Beyonce dance for me
Shameful Stereotyping
Shameful Stereotyping
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#18
Bisexual;
'Which gender do you prefer though?'
'Why do you have a boyfriend, isn't that odd/doesn't he get worried?'
'Are you actually though?'
'Which gender do you prefer though?'
'Why do you have a boyfriend, isn't that odd/doesn't he get worried?'
'Are you actually though?'
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(Original post by BeyondandAbove)
So how do two women have sex? (or even "so how do you have sex with women?")
Doing some scissoring in bed, eh?
ALWAYS the scissoring! Why? It's so awkward, there's just no appeal to it... just no.
So how do two women have sex?
(or even "so how do you have sex with women?")Doing some scissoring in bed, eh?
ALWAYS the scissoring! Why? It's so awkward, there's just no appeal to it... just no.
Some actually asked me "do you actually let girls sit on your face?" ...like what haa
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#20
"I didn't know you were gay"
To which I respond:
"don't worry, my mum still doesn't know"
To which I respond:
"don't worry, my mum still doesn't know"
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