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#33941
(Original post by ciderpeter)
Its like the boy who cried wolf with Drogba, you never know if its a serious injury - todays pontentially could have been but nobody cares anymore simply because he has dived, one day he will get injured and he wont get any sympathy...
Its like the boy who cried wolf with Drogba, you never know if its a serious injury - todays pontentially could have been but nobody cares anymore simply because he has dived, one day he will get injured and he wont get any sympathy...
I have always wondered with the old scissor tackles how its not painful on the old man tool of the offending player.... 
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#33942
didnt watch any highlights today apart from some of the chelsea game 
robben never learns does he
robben never learns does he
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#33943
(Original post by Xenon)
And yeah, it would be a real pity for Shearer to go out like that and I am sure that Michael Owen would have prefered to play in Shearer's last game when he comes back from injury. I'm guessing that Shearer might have a testimonial or something so hopefully fans can give him a proper goodbye (he hasn't already had one has he?)
And yeah, it would be a real pity for Shearer to go out like that and I am sure that Michael Owen would have prefered to play in Shearer's last game when he comes back from injury. I'm guessing that Shearer might have a testimonial or something so hopefully fans can give him a proper goodbye (he hasn't already had one has he?)
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#33944
(Original post by calderstonesLFC)
Personally think hes a bit of a c***.
Hes a dirty little centre forward, more than happy to throw his weight around but one defender gives him a piece of his own medicine and he spits his dummy.
He was a great player, but a right ****.
Personally think hes a bit of a c***.
Hes a dirty little centre forward, more than happy to throw his weight around but one defender gives him a piece of his own medicine and he spits his dummy.
He was a great player, but a right ****.
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#33945
Nope, like i said.. hes a good footballer but hes a right dirty bast***.
Ill take my fowlers,rushs and daglishs over that fouling c*** anyday.
Ill take my fowlers,rushs and daglishs over that fouling c*** anyday.
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#33946
(Original post by ciderpeter)
Carsleys challenge was an absolute beauty.
Good goal by Essien, maybe he should concentrate more on breaking the net again, rather than other players limbs....
Carsleys challenge was an absolute beauty.
Good goal by Essien, maybe he should concentrate more on breaking the net again, rather than other players limbs....
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#33947
Getting to go to Spain and see the 2nd leg of Arsenals semi against Villareal ( and for free ) = sex.
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#33948
(Original post by an Siarach)
Getting to go to Spain and see the 2nd leg of Arsenals semi against Villareal ( and for free ) = sex.
Getting to go to Spain and see the 2nd leg of Arsenals semi against Villareal ( and for free ) = sex.
How does it compare to sex with his noodly appendage?
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#33949
(Original post by an Siarach)
Getting to go to Spain and see the 2nd leg of Arsenals semi against Villareal ( and for free ) = sex.
Getting to go to Spain and see the 2nd leg of Arsenals semi against Villareal ( and for free ) = sex.
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#33950
(Original post by jamlan)
How does it compare to sex with his noodly appendage?
How does it compare to sex with his noodly appendage?
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#33951
(Original post by an Siarach)
Well obviously it doesnt. However its just about up there with general coitus.
Well obviously it doesnt. However its just about up there with general coitus.
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#33952
(Original post by NDGAARONDI)
I can see it. Essien will try to break a Blackburn player's limbs except he will get some applause. Why? Because it's Robbie Savage.
I can see it. Essien will try to break a Blackburn player's limbs except he will get some applause. Why? Because it's Robbie Savage.
The season will be nie on over then so it wont matter if we get a few red cards.
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#33953
(Original post by jamlan)
Please explain the "free" bit of your other post. I'm intrigued!
Please explain the "free" bit of your other post. I'm intrigued!
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#33954
(Original post by ciderpeter)
We will set our real hardmen on him then, Neill, The Axe, Todd etc... I am sure one of them will have something to say about it. The season will be nie on over then so it wont matter if we get a few red cards.
We will set our real hardmen on him then, Neill, The Axe, Todd etc... I am sure one of them will have something to say about it.
The season will be nie on over then so it wont matter if we get a few red cards.
If necessary we'll bring back Vinnie Jones to our team. 
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#33955
The Axe, Aaron Mokoena.... Otherwise known as Arjen Robbens best friend.
Todd is probably the nastiest man in football i think, there was a brilliant article in a paper this year about how he had been kicked out 2 clubs for fighting with team mates and managers, sent off numerous times and generally being nasty - it was published after the Spurs home game this season when he headbutted Andy Reid and in an interview in the programme said if he could spend a meal with anybody, one of the guests would be Hitler (this is against Spurs who are historically a predominantly jewish club)...
Todd is probably the nastiest man in football i think, there was a brilliant article in a paper this year about how he had been kicked out 2 clubs for fighting with team mates and managers, sent off numerous times and generally being nasty - it was published after the Spurs home game this season when he headbutted Andy Reid and in an interview in the programme said if he could spend a meal with anybody, one of the guests would be Hitler (this is against Spurs who are historically a predominantly jewish club)...
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#33957
(Original post by an Siarach)
Getting to go to Spain and see the 2nd leg of Arsenals semi against Villareal ( and for free ) = sex.
Getting to go to Spain and see the 2nd leg of Arsenals semi against Villareal ( and for free ) = sex.
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