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If you can't helium, and you can't curium, you have to barium.

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lool erm,

"Doctor, doctor I think I've lost an electron"

"Are you sure?"

"I'm positive" :biggrin:
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Velco. What a rip-off!
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much for a beer.

Bartender: For you, no charge!
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Two theoretical physicists are lost at the top of a mountain. Theoretical physicist No 1 pulls out a map and peruses it for a while. Then he turns to theoretical physicist No 2 and says: "Hey, I've figured it out. I know where we are."
"Where are we then?"
"Do you see that mountain over there?"
"Yes."
"Well… THAT'S where we are."
What's the opposite of boron?

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I got my ion you

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The name's Bond. Ionic bond. Taken not shared.
:woo: I love Science jokes

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Are you copper and tellurium because you are CuTe

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two scientists decide to have a drinking contest in a bar.
the first scientist walks up to the bartender and says "I'd like a glass of H2O please".
the second scientist then goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a glass of H2O too please"

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What do you call a thousand whales?

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"Tell me a joke about absolute zero!"

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GCSE Science.
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When I heard Oxygen and Magnesium were going out, I was like OMg.
How much does adenosine triphosphate cost?

80p
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Original post by Plantagenet Crown
GCSE Science.


We have a winner.
Original post by Plantagenet Crown
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I'd like to be a bit more precise and say AQA marking schemes :tongue:
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Original post by thegodofgod
I'd like to be a bit more precise and say AQA marking schemes :tongue:


AQA Biology mark schemes, to be precise.
Never trust an atom, they make up everything!

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