man, would do anything to stop Barcelona selling Cesc to Chelsea. would literally dedicate the next 5 years of my life travelling bare-foot to the Camp Nou and sucking Luis Enrique's left testicle 8 hours a day if it ****ing stopped him from going there, all while Xavi, Iniesta and co. take turns to ejaculate on my face. dunno how I'm going to feel when he actually signs the contract