The Miscellaneous Thread

Everyone voted UKIP right?

Yeah ofc

One step closer to getting Lyrical Prodigy and the rest of her Nigerian crew kicked out the country.

You mean the Arnie pose

Post another anecdote and save this thread ffs


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This one is from a few months back.3 mates of mine come over to Amsterdam for some sick kent rampage

BRB said sick kents arrive KLM at 3pm
BRB had already been pre-lashing heavy from 9am, ondisting.jpg
BRB pick them up at the airport, started blasting some deadmau5 to get the atmosphere going. kents in the back be like



BRB class B drugs on the go by 5pm
BRB omnishambles by 10pm
BRB 1am in the red light district run into these Norwegian dudes in heated confrontation with Albanian pimp over some ****.

Norwegians be like:


Albanians on that hardened criminal look:


BRB drunkenly move into batman mode and intervene using Dutch skills
BRB asked the Albanian guys ''what's up man'' before they just walked off bored
BRB Norwegian brahs ask me what I said, told em that I threatened to **** them up

I be like



BRB Norwegian brahs go HAM with excitement, never seen such action outside the fjords, invite us along
BRB Turns out they're on a stag do, guys are on a serious rampage.



BRB turns out there are 20 of these cheeky kents somewhere around Amsterdam, know deep down that some of them will have been killed by Albanian pimps by now
BRB Too many man to get into a nightclub, in drunken confusion decide that the best course of action is to go to a notorious after hours drug den
BRB approximately 4am one Norwegian brah arrives back with some 'cocaine' in a little packet. Said he bought it off some brah in the toilet for €20.
BRB approximately €200 worth of coaine would fit in the bag,

BRB suspicion, brah clearly done goofed or got the deal of the year or some ****.



BRB Norwegian brahs invite us back to their ****ty poverty hostel to ''do this ****ing coke man''

BRB get to poverty hostel, Norwegian dude heads into their room, starts walking up other Norwegian brahs to do the cocaine with him
BRB starts walking up strangers in other bunks with promises of cocaine

They be like:



BRB night watchman sees approx 15 guys heading into the ground floor toilet, every one to a man off his tits and talking loudly about the 'coke'
BRB Norwegian brah starts cutting this chit in one of the cubicles like he's Tony Montana
BRB every other Norwegian queuing up like its the ****ing post office and be like:


I'm like:



BRB bald, 20 stone night watchman barges in and asks what the **** is going on
BRB storms into the cubicle and tastes some of the 'yeyo'
BRB ''this is baking soda man''






BRB Norwegian brahs go up to bed, me and my boys head back into town for a nightcap loling hard

Damn that's good.

Enlighten me, where is there an actual club in Amsterdam? The Rembrandt Square one?

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Clubs in Amsterdam? Loads of touristy ones around leidseplein, Rembrandt and the RLD but most of the good ones are a bit further out. Mainly to the South, hipster place is to the North of the train station though these days

But like, clubs, not bars if you get me. I never actually anything other than that one in Rembrandt. I saw tonnes of bars in Leidseplein, looked really nice.

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There are literally dozens of clubs in Leidseplein/Rembrandt? There is one called Air in Rembrandt that is absolutely huge for instance? Another one called studio 8 in the same area?

It's like any City though, if you want to avoid the touristy stuff then you need to move away from the central areas.

In the past two days I have seen:

3 people defer the year

4 people not turn up to a compulsory exam on purpose so they automatically retake the year

****ing hell

Why though? Why do they want to retake the year?


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