Am I the only person who took "enjoy yourself" to mean "how do you fit masturbation into such an evening", or have I lost it?
I enjoy myself by:
- Not going very often; Making it an occasional novelty
- Only going to places that play music I like (rock/metal clubs)
- Taking friends who will dance with me
- Not going with people who are going to get absolutely trollied and become a liability
- Dressing up enough to feel nice, but not so much so that I'm uncomfortable