HELP!!! Im being blackmailed!!

pun intended?

Well I don't think your ex would tell your gf, after all she is as much to blame as you.

pun intended?

there aint no troll to feed its long gone lol

I very much doubt it, because if it was, it was the worst pun ever

*Whispers* Pssst...I think it was a joke...

I'm thinking along the lines of "The ex that went bump in the night. And again, and again..."

If i am to make a Pun it would be the best

Of course, this is how I managed to come to my Sherlock-style conclusion that the pun was in fact not intended

This is now a cool cats club where you can relax and hang out, just chill and share storys about times when you had sex with a girl even though you didnt want to.

wow this troll must be a pro, 4 pages


sleep time now

Ok I have always thought that blackmail was beyond anyone I knew however I found out this week that it wasn't!! My group of friends and me went on a night out to some student night drink all you want for £10! Out of the group of friends there my ex g/f was there but not my current! The friends that are there wouldnt care what I did behind my g/f's back although I have never done anything like that! Well anyway to cut the story short....My ex got me very drunk and took mer back to my place and we copulated for the best part of 45 minutes then she left again! I was completely oblivious to this until the next day i found a not on my video camera saying 'watch me', well you can probably all guess what had been videoed from my desk on my camers.....me and my ex!! At the end of the video she said "....thanks forgot how good it was to be with you...."

Either way i wiped the vid in case my current g/f saw and then called my ex to have a bit of a go except all i got was i will be right over! She told me to look at the box of 5 CD-R's I have in my draw and well there were only 3 left! As for the missing 2 my ex has them one of which she showed me to prove that the vid was on there!! Now if you met my ex you would think 'gee does she know how to turn a computer on?' well yes she does and a whole lot more as i have found to my horror!!! Basically she is now blackmailing me to come and see her when she pleases and over the last week that has resulted in having sex several times!!!

What the hell do i do!? I have a feeling soon it will be dump your g/f and come back to me or just a simple dump her as she is talking about how good we could be giving it a 2nd go!!! HELP!!!!

PS sorry it was a bit long!