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how to Turn on a girl ?

aminninja

besides the G spot what way can we do to make her arouse ? :P

Reply 1

Ziggy Stardust

1) Insert batteries
2) Move your hand to her back
3) Flick switch to "On"

Sorted!

Reply 2

bikerx23

The kneecaps are surprisingly sensitive if you know how to manipulate them properly...

Reply 3

Happyness

The on/off switch is known to be located around the punani area. But as that has been mentioned, i would say breasts are a good start, and so is the neck.

Reply 4

Seeks

kiss and breath on the neck/colar bone region. And kiss her passionatly. You learn from experience not from asking people what is best. Esepcially as every girl is different...

Reply 5

foxo

dan

1) Insert batteries
2) Move your hand to her back
3) Flick switch to "On"

Sorted!

It's more economical to just plug them into a power socket. The lead can usually be found protruding from one of the larger orifices.

Reply 6

Ziggy Stardust

foxo

It's more economical to just plug them into a power socket. The lead can usually be found protruding from one of the larger orifices.

My one has solar panels built into her head, so it's more of a case of just sticking her outside in the sunshine to turn her on. It's well good.

Reply 7

dh00001

build fire at the bottom, add water to the middle and turbine to the top. :smile:

how long till this gets locked :p:

Reply 8

lazza

just please don't do the dip test. it's embarrasing for both parties

Reply 9

Zafda

dan

1) Insert batteries
2) Move your hand to her back
3) Flick switch to "On"

Sorted!

i like that.
mind you women aren't machines, so you can't just turn them on/off with a switch ¬¬

Reply 10

foxo

dan

My one has solar panels built into her head, so it's more of a case of just sticking her outside in the sunshine to turn her on. It's well good.

I fear that wouldn't work in Scotland. I know that you can find coal operated girls in some of the more backward places in Aberdeenshire.

Reply 11

bikerx23

dan

My one has solar panels built into her head, so it's more of a case of just sticking her outside in the sunshine to turn her on. It's well good.

the amount of puffing and panting they do I assumed they were steam powered...

Reply 12

Ziggy Stardust

foxo

I fear that wouldn't work in Scotland. I know that you can find coal operated girls in some of the more backward places in Aberdeenshire.

Ah yes. The Aberdeenshire models are famously difficult to turn on, possibly because the "On" switch is often hard to operate. I blame the Aberdeenshire male operators :p:

Reply 13

Seeks

this will be closed so soon. or at least most of the above posts deleted... not really answering the question. Although one must ask if it deserves to be here or not... guess it has something to do with relationships...