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Popular legend leads us to believe that sneezing is exactly equal to one eigth of an orgasm.

I like sneezing a lot, except when i have dust up my nose that is uncomfortable.

Do you like sneezing or do you hate it?

Why!?
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(I think I can safely say that the single randomest post today is won by me and will possibly anger Huntoryde whassisface)
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hehe yes. I only like sneezing if I need to sneeze, however if I do not have a tissue my coat needs a wash and this can be emberassing when out in public.
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it's ok but not that amazing or anything. Taking a crap when u really need it is much more satisfying
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it's ok but not that amazing or anything. Taking a crap when u really need it is much more satisfying
Why is it that when you are in a strange place you just can't "go"? France was hell, I nearly died
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(Original post by Danithestudent)
Popular legend leads us to believe that sneezing is exactly equal to one eigth of an orgasm.

I like sneezing a lot, except when i have dust up my nose that is uncomfortable.

Do you like sneezing or do you hate it?

Why!?
i love sneezing its my single favourite hobby
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(Original post by Danithestudent)
Why is it that when you are in a strange place you just can't "go"? France was hell, I nearly died
possibly the most painful thing was when i was on the coach to glasgow (with no toilets) a week or two ago and for some reason thought it would be a good idea to have 2 pints about an hour before i got on. Half way through i needed to goto the tolitet more than i ever have needed to in my life and had to get off at some service station thing half way through and get the next coach.

I get get the thing where u can't go in strange places, used to be worse when i was about 10, i swear when i was on holiday i must have gone about a week without taking a crap.
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Why doncha like to sneeze waiting2smile?
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possibly the most painful thing was when i was on the coach to glasgow (with no toilets) a week or two ago and for some reason thought it would be a good idea to have 2 pints about an hour before i got on. Half way through i needed to goto the tolitet more than i ever have needed to in my life and had to get off at some service station thing half way through and get the next coach.

I get get the thing where u can't go in strange places, used to be worse when i was about 10, i swear when i was on holiday i must have gone about a week without taking a crap.
Nasty
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apparently if you have 8 sneezes in a row you orgasm (start sniffing that peppers girls...)

and when soemone says 'bless you' don't say 'thank you' cos it kills a fairy.

lou xxx
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Does anyone offer from photo-sensitive sneezing? I always told myself it was just hay fever, even though I suspected it was the sun doing it to me, until I read about it. However at the time nothing was really known about why bright light makes some people sneeze. Does anyone have any further info on it?
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(Original post by lou p lou)
apparently if you have 8 sneezes in a row you orgasm (start sniffing that peppers girls...)

and when soemone says 'bless you' don't say 'thank you' cos it kills a fairy.

lou xxx
Oooh I know that one
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(Original post by lou p lou)
apparently if you have 8 sneezes in a row you orgasm (start sniffing that peppers girls...)

and when soemone says 'bless you' don't say 'thank you' cos it kills a fairy.

lou xxx
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[color=purple]apparently if you have 8 sneezes in a row you orgasm (start sniffing that peppers girls...)

lou xxx
That is a joke, right?
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Does anyone offer from photo-sensitive sneezing? I always told myself it was just hay fever, even though I suspected it was the sun doing it to me, until I read about it. However at the time nothing was really known about why bright light makes some people sneeze. Does anyone have any further info on it?
yeah if i need to sneeze i duck my head down and slowly move my head up towards light

I also sneeze when plucking my eyebrows
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yeah if i need to sneeze i duck my head down and slowly move my head up towards light

I also sneeze when plucking my eyebrows
i cough and sneeze really badly and my eyes water when i clean my ears by sticking those cotton wool buds in them. My family seem to think i'm really wierd because of this. Does anyone else get this?
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I also sneeze when plucking my eyebrows
me too- i found using the wax strips from superdrug are much better cos i used to go all blurry eyes from all my sneezing when i plucked them. the wax strips are so much less painful.

i used to think i was allergic to philosophy cos i sneezed every week, then i realised i had a free the lesson before and in the nice weather sunbathed in the park by college and got hayfever...

lou xxx
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How would you like to be poked and prodded?

No I'm kidding but using cotton buds is like sooooooooo bad for you!
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apparently if you have 8 sneezes in a row you orgasm (start sniffing that peppers girls...)

and when soemone says 'bless you' don't say 'thank you' cos it kills a fairy.

lou xxx
i'm not a girl but i've sneezed about 8 times since the start of the thread (i'm a bit ill) and it is no orgasm.
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me too- i found using the wax strips from superdrug are much better cos i used to go all blurry eyes from all my sneezing when i plucked them. the wax strips are so much less painful.

i used to think i was allergic to philosophy cos i sneezed every week, then i realised i had a free the lesson before and in the nice weather sunbathed in the park by college and got hayfever...

lou xxx
I get mine waxed proffessionally now, I am not risking it after the whole "rip half my eyelid off" incedent

and good detective work!
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