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there was a young lady from Durdle
who found that the door was a hurdle;
she climbed in the buff
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who gave her an extra big curdle

line IV is proving extra cretaceous
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(Original post by -Neuro-)
there was a young lady from Durdle
who found that the door was a hurdle;
she climbed in the buff,
but fell face first into a fishy muff
which gave her an extra big curdle

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okaaaay... do you mean the muff belonged to a fish ? or that is was a normal muff but which was a bit whiffy ?
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whiffy
thank you for elucidating

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There was a young lady from Durdle
Who found that the door was a hurdle;
She climbed in the buff
And the sight of her muff
Made her poor boyfriend's blood curdle!
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(Original post by Plumstone)
There was a young lady from Durdle
Who found that the door was a hurdle;
She climbed in the buff
And the sight of her muff
Made her poor boyfriend's blood curdle!
yes, yes this is great !!

how about....

There was a young lady from Durdle
Who treated the door as a hurdle;
She said "Goodness gracious
"this rock's so Cretaceous
"my underwear's all in a murdle"
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(Original post by the bear)
yes, yes this is great !!

how about....

There was a young lady from Durdle
Who treated the door as a hurdle;
She said "Goodness gracious
"this rock's so Cretaceous
"my underwear's all in a murdle"
you really do murder some of those rhymes!

Also, whilst we're on the south west coast...

A happy young student in Devon
Often ascended to heaven:
When having sex
A magical hex
Sent her not to cloud nine, but eleven!
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you really do murder some of those rhymes!

Also, whilst we're on the south west coast...

A happy young student in Devon
Often ascended to heaven:
When having sex
A magical hex
Sent her not to cloud nine, but eleven!
yes the SouthWest Peninsular is fertile ground....

more Devonian fun:

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/show...1#post47506221
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