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After talking and then arguing with some guy on the phone, I heard this girl on the bus say "Why don't you take an impression of that **** of yours, use it to make a mold, then shove the model you've made using it up your arse, go **** yourself." *ends call*

I didn't know whether to laugh to myself, feel bad or call an ambulance for that guy for his 3rd degree burns. Just wow.

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Your family tree is a cactus because everyone on it is a prick.

It may not be the greatest, but I thought it was pretty original and very witty

inb4 "Your face" or "Your mum"
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That's actually quiet funny :lol:

My favourite: "You are, essentially, an oxygen thief." :awesome:
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"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elder-berries!"
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"You're so far up your own arse that your head is coming out of your mouth" - all mine and my absolute favourite .
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Go and play in a road.
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"Your mum"

Someone had to make the awful joke.

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Usually rather than insulting people, you should just cut them off and ignore them
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Found this on one of the maths forums - "You got a B in C1"
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these are some of my favourites, courtesy of Adam Hill and a friend of mine:
"Insufferable prick-featured ****-smoker"
"Jaded bitter old mole"
"Mathematically inept cocksplash"
"Outdated, anachronistic, prehistoric old ****"
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Ta mere.
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(Original post by TajwarC)
Found this on one of the maths forums - "You got a B in C1"
Its quite good tbh
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(Original post by PsychadelicScarf)
That's actually quiet funny :lol:

My favourite: "You are, essentially, an oxygen thief." :awesome:

Hahaha, best one yet.
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Suck my 4 inch penile rod peasant.
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I wish I could see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my arse
Your birth certificate is essentially an apology from the condom factory
Don't let your mind wander, it's a tad too small to be out by itself
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"Your mum"

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Really? Just "your mum"?

Not even, "your mother is so fat that every time she turns around it's her birthday"?

"I would insult you my dear boy, but I'm afraid that my wit is of a calibre so great that it would be a mistake to waste it upon an uneducated dullard such as yourself".
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You bumder!
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"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elder-berries!"
Now go away or i shall taunt you a second time!
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When a guy says "suck my ***", responding with:

"But it's a choking hazard to put objects smaller than 3 inches in your mouth." :lol:
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(Original post by MidnightDream)
I wish I could see things from your point if view but I can't get my head that far up my arse
Your birth certificate is essentially an apology from the condom factory
Don't let your mind wander, it's a tad too small to be out by itself
Love it.
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