What is the greatest insult you have ever heard?
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Original post by PsychadelicScarf
Love it.
Haha
it's one of my favourites 
Original post by Meyrin
When a guy says "suck my ***", responding with:
"But it's a choking hazard to put objects smaller than 3 inches in your mouth."
"But it's a choking hazard to put objects smaller than 3 inches in your mouth."
Hahah, that's class :')
Original post by yo radical one
Usually rather than insulting people, you should just cut them off and ignore them
Or kill maybe?
Original post by Meyrin
When a guy says "suck my ***", responding with:
"But it's a choking hazard to put objects smaller than 3 inches in your mouth."
"But it's a choking hazard to put objects smaller than 3 inches in your mouth."
But his penis wouldn't be less than 3 inches
If anything if he was black he would probably force.
Why dont you become a traffic warden, your good for nothing else.
You smell like Laomedeia's overused hairy genitals.
Person 1: "You have a MASSIVE vagina vagina gina gina"
Person 2: "Well theres no need to go on about it"
Person 1: "I wasnt, it was an echo!"
Your about as much fun as the popes sex life.
Your so ugly you make onions cry.
Jesus says go to hell! (if your religious)
Forget the blowjob just kiss my ass.
You smell like Laomedeia's overused hairy genitals.
Person 1: "You have a MASSIVE vagina vagina gina gina"
Person 2: "Well theres no need to go on about it"
Person 1: "I wasnt, it was an echo!"
Your about as much fun as the popes sex life.
Your so ugly you make onions cry.
Jesus says go to hell! (if your religious)
Forget the blowjob just kiss my ass.
Original post by TajwarC
Found this on one of the maths forums - "You got a B in C1"
Ohhh dear, and there's me failing it...
That is pretty funny though
Your mum is so fat that I took a picture of her last summer and it's still printing...
I love 'dickweed'. I think it's a brilliant word for an insult.
Also, a bit dark, but from MPGIS (google it), 'you ****ing abortion'. The way they said it was wonderful.
Also, a bit dark, but from MPGIS (google it), 'you ****ing abortion'. The way they said it was wonderful.
(edited 9 years ago)
"great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies"
- Courtesy of Boris Johnson
- Courtesy of Boris Johnson
Original post by TajwarC
Found this on one of the maths forums - "You got a B in C1"
Hahaha, that's actually brilliant
"I'd call you a cow, but that wouldn't be quite right. A cow's four stomachs are on the inside".
"You're so stupid I bet you're the kind of person who takes a ruler to bed to see how long you sleep".
and of course.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PN6xemdjik
"You're so stupid I bet you're the kind of person who takes a ruler to bed to see how long you sleep".
and of course.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PN6xemdjik
Original post by Autistic Merit
Your mum is so fat that I took a picture of her last summer and it's still printing...
Made me laugh...
"I bet you're naked under your clothes...you whore" - she was actually serious when she said this.
You mother****ing piece of cocksucking ****
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