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    a frisky young girl from Porthmadog
    was known in her town as the hadog
    she acquired this odd name
    for revealing her shame
    ???????????????????????????????? ?


    line V please
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    That smell's my vagina, not haddock.

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    (Original post by mikeyd85)
    That smell's my vagina, not haddock.

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    ermm thanks mikey.... it is supposed to rhyme with lines I and II ? :dontknow:
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    (Original post by the bear)
    ermm thanks mikey.... it is supposed to rhyme with lines I and II ? :dontknow:
    It does. My family on my mum's side come from just down the road from Port. Certainly rhymes the way they say it!

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    (Original post by mikeyd85)
    It does. My family on my mum's side come from just down the road from Port. Certainly rhymes the way they say it!

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    apologies.... when i wrote the hadog that was supposed to be a witty homophone for the haddock ; thus the final line needs a different ending.

    sorry about the confusion
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    A frisky young girl from Porthmadog
    Was known in her town as the haddock
    She acquired this odd name
    For revealing her shame
    "I had sex in the stream by the paddock!"
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    (Original post by Plumstone)
    A frisky young girl from Porthmadog
    Was known in her town as the haddock
    She acquired this odd name
    For revealing her shame
    "I had sex in the stream by the paddock!"
    ah yes.... that old paddock shame


    A frisky young girl from Porthmadog
    Was known in her town as the haddog
    She acquired this odd name
    For revealing her shame
    "I had sex in the stream with a paddock!"

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    (Original post by the bear)
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    A student whose surname was Duck
    Had exams and she got really stuck
    She felt so stressed
    That after the test
    She wanted a really good f**k
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    (Original post by Plumstone)
    A student whose surname was Duck
    Had exams and she got really stuck
    She felt so stressed
    That after the test
    She wanted a really good f**k
    That is highly inappropriate.

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    a frisky young girl from Porthmadog
    was known in her town as the hadog
    she acquired this odd name
    for revealing her shame
    whilst stuck in the Bleanau Ffestiniog bog.
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    (Original post by addylad)
    That is highly inappropriate.

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    My boyfriend is so far away
    I've been thinking about him all day
    When I see him again
    He'll be **** to my hen
    And with much naughty fun we will play :perv:
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    (Original post by Plumstone)
    A student whose surname was Duck
    Had exams and she got really stuck
    She felt so stressed
    That after the test
    She wanted a really good f**k
    ermm is your surname Duck ?

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    (Original post by barnetlad)
    a frisky young girl from Porthmadog
    was known in her town as the hadog
    she acquired this odd name
    for revealing her shame
    whilst stuck in the Bleanau Ffestiniog bog.
    heheheh very creative. you have shown what can be done with the Welsh tongue.

    :congrats:
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    (Original post by the bear)
    ermm is your surname Duck ?

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    Nearly It's a derivative of it.
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    (Original post by Plumstone)
    Nearly It's a derivative of it.
    there are several new odes for you to complete my feathered friend
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    (Original post by the bear)
    there are several new odes for you to complete my feathered friend
    All done
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    (Original post by Plumstone)
    All done
    :borat:

    did your exams go ok ?
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    (Original post by the bear)
    :borat:

    did your exams go ok ?
    Erm..... The first one went okay....The other three haven't happened yet.

    I've got one tomorrow, one Thursday, one Saturday, so I really should be revising...
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    (Original post by Plumstone)
    Erm..... The first one went okay....The other three haven't happened yet.

    I've got one tomorrow, one Wednesday, one Saturday, so I really should be revising...
    Saturday ???? that is harsh :eek:
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    (Original post by the bear)
    Saturday ???? that is harsh :eek:
    It's a bit odd, but I'd rather get them out of the way. Also, it's only a German exam so I should frankly be able to do it in my sleep.
 
 
 
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