what to do for my 18th?

i wanted to hire a limo but its way to expensive...and some of my male friends don't like the idea of going clubbing...any other ideas?

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Reply 1

billbonesknowswhatimean

get lashed

Reply 2

Sithius

Stoned, pissed, laid + heroin.

Of course, not complete without suicide. Recommended to do at the end of the above though.

Reply 3

matt@internet

Get wasted, and lie down in a ditch somewhere, singing 'I'm Merlin the happy pig'.

Reply 4

at318

matt@internet

Get wasted, and lie down in a ditch somewhere, singing 'I'm Merlin the happy pig'.

LOLLLL!

Reply 5

generalebriety

Bah. I plan to spend my 18th here, at home. Maybe I'll get my family to **** off for once and I'll have a great day.

Reply 6

squigaletta

throw a huuuge bash, dont hire a limo...soooo tacky!!!! but just hire a place u can have a shindig, and if its too expensive have a joint bday party with mates

Reply 7

GreenMonstrosity

I did NOTHING on my 18th because my friends are selfish b@st@rds who say "oh why didn't you tell me it was your birthday" every single year despite me remembering theirs. In fact I never do anything on my birthday.

Reply 8

billbonesknowswhatimean

Sithius

Stoned, pissed, laid + heroin.

Of course, not complete without suicide. Recommended to do at the end of the above though.

haha followed by a touch of asphyxiation

Reply 9

The Mudman

Is this H&R?

In any case, do as I did, and do nothing on the day. About two days later get tipsy, but sober up before the end of the night, spend the night with two geeks watching Die Hard and singing along to Oasis, smoke weed, but be completely disappointed as it has no effect, take a load of Pro Plus, and again be disappointed as it has no effect, go to bed at 5am, get up at 8am, and have a thoroughly mediocre day after.

:cool:

Reply 10

GreenMonstrosity

Whatever you choose to do, avoid incest.

Reply 11

xoxo_GossipGirl

Have a poker party, or other themed party with a few friends, make cocktails, nice party food, watch a couple of films, play some poker, or other games.

As is your 18th maybe go to the pub for a few in the afternoon/early evening though, just so you can buy a legal drink on your bithday!

Reply 12

matt@internet

My birthday's on Christmas Day, so I never do anything 'cept sit at home with my family.

Reply 13

Alasdair

generalebriety

Bah. I plan to spend my 18th here, at home. Maybe I'll get my family to **** off for once and I'll have a great day.

Is your girlfriend coming over?

Reply 14

generalebriety

alasdair_R

Is your girlfriend coming over?

I have a girlfriend?

Reply 15

slk999

limos are quite chavvy these days. meh, for my 17th in october i'm going to go up to london and go out there rather than have a mediocre crap house party with the same old people.