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a hungry young girl from Maesteg
would strap bags of crisps to her leg;
in her bra she kept jelly
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and in her ffwrch* she concealed a Scotch Egg


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* this means **** in the Welsh Language
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She has strawberry jam on her belly :dontknow:
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She has strawberry jam on her belly :dontknow:
Good Afternoon Neuro

belly is a good rhyme


a hungry young girl from Maesteg
would strap bags of crisps to her leg;
in her bra she kept jelly
and stuck cheese to her belly
and in her ffwrch* she concealed a Scotch Egg
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A (sex-)starved young girl from Maesteg
Would strap bags of crisps to her leg;
in her bra she kept jelly
Lube in her welly
And in her ffwrch* she concealed a Scotch Egg (which she used to lure the guys in?)
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A hungry young girl from Maesteg
Would strap bags of crisps to her leg;
In her bra she kept jelly
And plenty of deli
And in her ffwrch* she concealed a Scotch Egg
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(Original post by lustawny)
A hungry young girl from Maesteg
Would strap bags of crisps to her leg;
In her bra she kept jelly
And plenty of deli
And in her ffwrch* she concealed a Scotch Egg

:hat2::groovy:

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Marvellous work lustawny. Thank you so much for sharing your picnic idea.
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(Original post by Plumstone)
A (sex-)starved young girl from Maesteg
Would strap bags of crisps to her leg;
in her bra she kept jelly
Lube in her welly
And in her ffwrch* she concealed a Scotch Egg (which she used to lure the guys in?)
this is also highly commended. The young lady has everything for a fun day out in the countryside.

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Chicken dippers on her belly!
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Chicken dippers on her belly!
yes, she could have those as well :borat:
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