If you could be ANY other nationality...

I will - I'll just use you as my translater. But seriously I must have been shielded very well from society/life to not understand the new fascinating English language that has emerged and what everyone seems well acquainted with

now then ... if i am true to my avatar hero i should say Argentinian - but since he was of irish blood that wouldnt really work + he was nominally Cuban like his great friend and compatriot Fidel Castro - hmm - would i like to be Cuban? - well i would be making a lot of money playing baseball in USA and i would be privileged enough to be under the care of the best healthcare in the world - why not? + puerto rico is round the corner and the girls over there are very tasty looking - just look at J-Lo (before Gigli)

she sounds so innocent - i was like that till i moved to this area from the confines of West London at the age of 5

who is that dude in your avatar?

Look blud, don't take tha piss aight, yu don't want me gettin ma boys to jook you up like...

Che Guvera? (er mind sp i just can't be bothered tonight/morning whatever).

i fink slang sounds so intelligent dont it? 'blud' u aint scaring me with ur possey - i'll have you know that i am known as the Fresh Prince of Belgravia - so away with you sir, you peasant

Guevara - but i am not knit-picking + still waters do run deep - just look into my eyes whenever you have the chance

Listen here, you miserable little toerag, you come here and besmirch my humble origins, you disrespect the ghetto, get your miserable little carcass out of my visual field and have a good day while I sip my Earl Grey.

Listen here, you miserable little toerag, you come here and besmirch my humble origins, you disrespect the ghetto, get your miserable little carcass out of my visual field and have a good day while I sip my Earl Grey.

*innocently* I recall you telling me a few days ago you thought Earl Grey was a brilliant man and that you aspiration is to be like him? Did you not say that? Okay I'm exhausted, night night you common peasants.

You damn right!

Just you wait everyone, I'll make "Londoner" a nationality, but I need your support...

indeed - you are a fast learner grasshopper but how can you sip Earl Grey when you are a mud-swilling peasant?

It's lies, honestly Alee...

Night biiiaaaatch

*innocently* I recall you telling me a few days ago you thought Earl Grey was a brilliant man and that you aspiration is to be like him? Did you not say that? Okay I'm exhausted, night night you common peasants.

he was prime minister for 50 days wasnt he? night night Alee (peasants indeed - *indicates juwel in his grotty little corner*)

heya, i know u said this ages ago (about betting someone is gunna say iraqi) but there is nothing wrong with being iraqi, i am iraqi!! (and i do not like saddam...just thought i'd say that!!)
love jo

Don't watch blud, watch when I'm blingin' and pushin' tha whip and shit...

In the meantime while my quest for comfort (not greatness) takes a rest, goodnight Kurdt, goodnight Alee.