As we all know, the Greens are scum.
They want to let anyone into the country as long as they bring organic fruit with them.
They want to force everyone in the country to become vegetarian
There will be 5000% tax on all meat products unless it is Halal.
All houses will have to have a bicycle attached a dynamo and you will have to pedal 5 hours a day to generate your own electricity.
Also, there will be compulsory Gap Year national service, where 18 year olds will go on a three week counselling and mediation course before being sent to warzones to convince factions to come to peaceful resolutions, and to turn terrorist groups toward dialogue.
How can this be allowed? No-one should ever vote Green. They are brainless hippies who will get everyone killed or make them gay.
By writing an 'X' in the appropriate place?
I jest of course, it is beyond me (voting green, that is).
I hate the Greens so much. They are all hippies and want everyone to be vegetarians.
This cannot be allowed, TSR. They want to wreck everything.
Everyone has to start hating on the Greens immediately.
We have to start wasting their money and hurling eggs at their candidates.
They want us to be like a GM-free North Korea.