OK a plane is about to land in your backgardenWatch
what is the first thing you do?
DSICLAIMER: YOUR BACKGARDEN WON'T SURVIVE
For those who love planes, it's a Boeing 777
No people are on it and the captain is a robot. In order words, it's an empty Boeing 777
heading your way.
2. I would take photographs of the incident.
3. I would prepare beverages for any survivors of the crash, and offer my house phone to contact family/taxis.
4. I would sell the photographs to the press.
5. I would use the house insurance payout to convert the dent on my lawn into a swimming pool.
Although, while I would like to get out of there fast enough and be like.....
I don't think I would be able to outrun it with only a mile or two distance between me and the plane...
Doing some basic calculations (taking into account average speed of said aircraft), it would take just under 15 SECONDS to reach me (with a distance of around 2 miles). So, this has to be some kind of innuendo...
In which case, I ACCEPT!