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say a mile or two away

what is the first thing you do?

DSICLAIMER: YOUR BACKGARDEN WON'T SURVIVE


For those who love planes, it's a Boeing 777

No people are on it and the captain is a robot. In order words, it's an empty Boeing 777

heading your way.
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Take a selfie.

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Stand in my back garden too see if your bull****ting.
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....Good luck landing a plane in a jungle. Even if it wasn't totally overgrown, sloped and with trees dotted about, it's still only about 30m long and 5m wide.
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Pop the tyres
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I have nightmares about this
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(Original post by GCSEsitter)
Are there passengers in it I.e do they need help
It says that there are no people in it
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(Original post by GCSEsitter)
Are there passengers in it I.e do they need help
No passengers/pilot. I can't have people crying.
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Image

No homo
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(Original post by GCSEsitter)
What about a pilot? Is he or she injured and in need of urgent assistance?
The pilot is a robot.
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1. I would prepare my camera and stand a safe distance from my garden.
2. I would take photographs of the incident.
3. I would prepare beverages for any survivors of the crash, and offer my house phone to contact family/taxis.
4. I would sell the photographs to the press.
5. I would use the house insurance payout to convert the dent on my lawn into a swimming pool.
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I'd run away with as many valuables as I could carry in my car
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I don't have a back garden so I guess look forward to witnessing something disappear into the void.
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I'd run inside and hide under the stairs in the middle of the house hoping it'd take some of the impact. Realistically it would collapse around me and I'd be dead. It flies at over 500mph so if I spotted it a couple miles away I'd have about 15 seconds at the most to get out the way!!
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Will it damage the house? If not, I'd probably just go back to sleep.

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Is a 'plane landing in your backgarden' some kind of innuendo? You also say 'your back garden won't survive,' which makes me think this is definitely an innuendo of some kind.
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Let's do some basic mechanics
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I don't think my garden would survive/be big enough...

Although, while I would like to get out of there fast enough and be like.....
:vroam:

I don't think I would be able to outrun it with only a mile or two distance between me and the plane...

Doing some basic calculations (taking into account average speed of said aircraft), it would take just under 15 SECONDS to reach me (with a distance of around 2 miles). So, this has to be some kind of innuendo...

In which case, I ACCEPT!
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dash upstairs and put the landing lights on.
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turn my sisters trampoline on its side
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