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(Original post by imasillynarb)
Wow, official bukkake, is the act of burying a woman in sand up until her neck, having loads of men from a tribe *** on your face, and then getting your head chopped off. In modern days however its just lots of men cumming on your face. Excellent.
I think the whole sand burying stuff is optional. It's just a Japanese thing where a group of men try to drown a lady.
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(Original post by MattG)
the level this thread is lowering itself too....

did you know dolphins are the only animals to have sex for pleasure?
I certainly do now

I do know they participate in genital slit and blow-hole penetration, all courteous of Mr. Ricky Gervais, the man, the legend.
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(Original post by blissy)
Oh, I just looked it up. I knew what that was - I've come across it before. Fancy name :P
What did you call it?
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(Original post by MattG)
the level this thread is lowering itself too....

did you know dolphins are the only animals to have sex for pleasure?
http://www.dolphinsex.org
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someone explain the pearl necklace joke plz
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(Original post by riffraff)
I don't get it
A pearl necklace is when a man.... *ahem*... releases some of his little men over a girl's bazoombas and/or face.
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(Original post by blissy)
Oh, I just looked it up. I knew what that was - I've come across it before. Fancy name :P
come across?

lol

sorry that was ****.....
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(Original post by blissy)
I dont know what that is and scared to look it up on google. LOL.
and i quote...

"Bukkake is a sexual fetish involving what we all previously knew as harmless little semen facials. It can also be drinking and eating semen in different situations. However, the japanese have taken this genre to a new level and creating this incredible phenomenon. Bukkake in its most popular form is EXTREME! At times it can involve hundreds of men ejacualting usually on a single girl in various ways. We will define bukkake in greater detail in a moment."

sorry ppl
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(Original post by Gimp)
I'll take one on me phone some time, only digi cam I have. Don't hold your breath mate.
she's gota be a hottie
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(Original post by piginapoke)
Don't hate me, I'm just trumping Gimpy's depravity.
Here, have a trophy.
*offers Piginapoke a suspiciously phallic trophy*
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(Original post by Gimp)
I think the whole sand burying stuff is optional. It's just a Japanese thing where a group of men try to drown a lady.
I thought it was like a punishment in the old days if a woman was unfaithful. All the men in the tribe would bury her, *** on her face, then chop her head off. I almost pissed myself when I first heard that ^^
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(Original post by theaman)
It was sillynarb that started it!

Anyway, its better when you think of lesbians like this:

Bad Girls Lesbians
Yeah but we all no most lesbians don't look like that
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(Original post by suspicious_fish)
A pearl necklace is when a man.... *ahem*... releases some of his little men over a girl's bazoombas and/or face.
aw!!! don't say it hereeee! dazya will know i'm being rude about his sister lol
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(Original post by piginapoke)
Excellent pun.
I did it just for you
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(Original post by Gimp)
aw!!! don't say it hereeee! dazya will know i'm being rude about his sister lol
the rabbit?
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(Original post by Gimp)
aw!!! don't say it hereeee! dazya will know i'm being rude about his sister lol
DOn't.... this thread might get deleted. LOL.
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(Original post by Gimp)
aw!!! don't say it hereeee! dazya will know i'm being rude about his sister lol
Well, someone had to tell poor riffraff!
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(Original post by Cloudy)
Yeah but we all no most lesbians don't look like that
I know.

Better to think of them like that though!
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(Original post by piginapoke)
And what do I do with this?
Does it have batteries?
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(Original post by corey)
http://www.dolphinsex.org
**** that is sick.
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