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(Original post by sillynarb2)
unrealisticly fit for lesvbians

irl they blatantly take a good cocking
From a strap-on, maybe....
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<will never go swimming with dolphins>

14 feet? 12 inches? muscular and pounding!??!
there are stories of ppl going swimming with "friendly dolphins" and getting raped by the horny buggers


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Why are we talking about Dolphins
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Isn't a whale penis called a dork, about the size of FRANCE and can move like a human arm?
Yes. Apparently a giraffe's is 2 ft. My mum saw two mating once.... :O
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Isn't a whale penis called a dork, about the size of FRANCE and can move like a human arm?
I know they're prehensile.
A scary thought.
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(Original post by sillynarb2)
unrealisticly fit for lesvbians

irl they blatantly take a good cocking
So, you'll be tuning in then?
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Well, someone had to tell poor riffraff!
have been told thanx
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Thanks again, and sorry to be insensitive but the last thing I need now is for another woman to be hugging me, but thanks for the thought fishy!
Well, you may have a point there.
*stands at a reasonable distance and pats cloudy's arm reassuringly*
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So, you'll be tuning in then?
can't be arsed

if i wanna see hot lesbians in real action i'll just watch porn.....
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Yes. Apparently a giraffe's is 2 ft. My mum saw two mating once.... :O
That's not 5 metres though is it
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Why are we talking about Dolphins
i made a quick and factual comment that they are the only animals to have sex solely for pleasure...then corey took it a bit further...
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Why are we talking about Dolphins
www.dolphinsex.org
Beats me why that was brought up, though.
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I'll never forget being at the zoo when I was little and saying "mummy mummy the tortoises are knocking their shells together!"
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can't be arsed

if i wanna see hot lesbians in real action i'll just watch porn.....
Wise words, my lad.
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So, you'll be tuning in then?
Look dude, why are you getting so excited. open kazaa, go to search, select video and enter anything like 'lesbian, strap on, dildo' etc and youll get something 100x better than some **** Bad Girls lesbian scene.
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Oh......!So now we're moving onto beastiality...well this has been a rollercoaster of life experiences on this thread!
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no but sorry 14 feet is pretty damn impressive....

and thats in water as well:eek:
well a duck's member is about 12 inches
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I'll never forget being at the zoo when I was little and saying "mummy mummy the tortoises are knocking their shells together!"
Ah, bless!
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Oh......!So now we're moving onto beastiality...well this has been a rollercoaster of life experiences on this thread!
Beastiality gets my goat.
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Look dude, why are you getting so excited. open kazaa, go to search, select video and enter anything like 'lesbian, strap on, dildo' etc and youll get something 100x better than some **** Bad Girls lesbian scene.
soooo true
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