Help! Im such an idiot

Turn the shower on full, then stick your ear right up against it, might flush it out. If that doesnt work, get yourself down A+E, shouldnt be too busy.

Also, you're a muppet

Also :rofl:

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I CANT GET IT OUT

Reply 2

pink_lucie

14

DONT TOUCH IT!

go to a+e in the morning :rolleyes:

or get your mum to try and take it out with tweezers

how did you get it in there in the first place?! :confused:

Reply 3

OP

I god. My mum and dad are on holiday. There only me and my brothers here. None of us can drive, my brothers are asleep and i can hardly wake them us lol.

I dont even know how i got it in there really. I was just messing with it and stuff and then it was stuck.

Im really scared. lol.

Reply 4

turbochargedk

gossip_girl

DONT TOUCH IT!

go to a+e in the morning :rolleyes:

or get your mum to try and take it out with tweezers

how did you get it in there in the first place?! :confused:

Exactly because touching or doing that thing in the shower will just lodge it in further, whereas at the moment it might just require SOMEONE ELSE with a pair of tweezers. Trust me my mum's a qualified nurse.

EDIT : If your brothers are older they might be able to help but your safest bet is to LEAVE IT ALONE and go to the doctor in the morning (probably after you have picked up your results, but make the appointment as soon as they open.)

Reply 5

Straggler

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Reply 6

OP

Will it be okay if left until morning. Its hurting now.

Reply 7

freshestkid

My shower thing is tried and tested actually, ive got plenty of stuff outta my ears doing that. Best not prod it anymore though, it might end up IN YOUR BRAIN, just get a taxi to the hospital if you cant wait til the morning

Reply 8

OP

SO its in my left ear and you say do the shower thing on my right ear?

Reply 9

princessa

freshestkid

My shower thing is tried and tested actually, ive got plenty of stuff outta my ears doing that.

im worried about you

anon maybe phone nhs direct and ask for advice? personally i wouldnt try remove it myself.

Reply 10

-Pete-

6

He was taking the piss about the shower. Go to A&E. Get a bus or a taxi. If you try and get it out, you'll either wedge it in further (making it harder for the doctor when you do eventually go) or risk bursting your eardrum, which isn't pleasant and slow to heal.

Never did I think I'd read a thread like this on a forum about going to university.

Reply 11

Straggler

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Reply 12

princessa

Anonymous

SO its in my left ear and you say do the shower thing on my right ear?

im not sure about this, surely flooding either ear will risk you getting the water in the ear deafness you get swimming, and it would be quite painful if the water started pushing it in further.

He was taking the piss about the shower.

well thats just not nice, the OP is clearly distressed and in a moment of desperation.

Reply 13

Straggler

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Reply 14

Crimson Black

It's not "bust a cap in his ass" any more it seem, it's "bust a cap in his ear".

Reply 15

OP

Im 16!!!!! So not quite ready for uni.

Im so scared.

I cant really get to hospital right now, i have about £3.

I am no way going to be able to sleep and i am scared what it will be like in hours time.

Reply 16

princessa

whatever you do dont touch it, if it damages your ear it you might get an infection so maybe just leave it as it is. just wake up your brother, they will probably just laugh at you but never mind.

Reply 17

aMasterPieceOfDNA

OMG! Sorry but that is hilarious, it really is.

WHATEVER YOU DO - DON'T PERFORATE YOUR EAR DRUM!

Reply 18

-Pete-

6

princessa

well thats just not nice, the OP is clearly distressed and in a moment of desperation.

Which is why I'm advising he doesn't introduce pressurised water into his other ear, filling it up with water and possibly inducing deafness in that ear too. Satisfied?

OP - Ring NHS Direct on 0845 46 47 and they'll advise you as to the best course of action

Reply 19

gaijin