In the days before Durex and rubber the 'condom' as it were was usually made of a sheep's liver - gosh imagine putting one of those on! More bizarrely the Ancient Egyptians would tie papyrus reeds round rather tightly to get the same effect. Now the Ancient Greeks - in order to practice birth control during an act of love - well... they indulged in a different act of love all together and so in fact gave birth to a modern-day taboo and the concept of 'Pinkism' - i suppose they werent as successful as the others were eh?
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- 16-04-2004 10:31
- 23-04-2004 22:33
made me laugh when i was feeling dwn!! keep them cumin.
(Original post by MattG)
- 23-04-2004 23:13
oh dont you just love copy and paste.......
Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk
KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load
Abbey National Condoms - because life is complicated enough
Coco Cola Condoms - The real thing
Ever Ready Condoms - keep going and going
Macintosh Condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
Pringles Condoms - once you pop, you can't stop
Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper
Goodyear Condoms - "for a longer ride, go wide"
FCUK Condoms - no comment required
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?
Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hardwork
Halford Condoms - we go the extra mile
Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you
Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault Condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes
Domestos Condoms - gets right under the rim!!
Heineken Condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsburg Condoms - probably the best condom in the world
Mars Condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and play (or the new one) Pleasure you can't measure.
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Pepperoni Condoms - its a bit of an animal
Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!)
Mcdonalds condoms: Im loving it
Nirvana Condoms - Smells like teen spirit
dove condoms; it keeps you soft
Star wars condoms: Use the force
Timex condoms - takes a licking and keeps on ticking
Winalot Prime condoms - Full of meaty goodness
Dr Pepper condoms - What's the worst that could happen
Paxo condoms - everyones favourite stuffing
Gillette Venus condoms: Pre sealed heads for quick changes.
Star Trek: Preventing the next generation.
Pizza hut: Comes within 30 minutes or your money back.
Ariel condoms - that's another load off your mind
made me laugh lol
- 01-05-2004 21:54
(Original post by Nicci_babe)
- 01-05-2004 21:58
Getting better and better this post has now cheered me up the past 2mornings its great sexual humour always rules.
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle.