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In the days before Durex and rubber the 'condom' as it were was usually made of a sheep's liver - gosh imagine putting one of those on! More bizarrely the Ancient Egyptians would tie papyrus reeds round rather tightly to get the same effect. Now the Ancient Greeks - in order to practice birth control during an act of love - well... they indulged in a different act of love all together and so in fact gave birth to a modern-day taboo and the concept of 'Pinkism' - i suppose they werent as successful as the others were eh?
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made me laugh when i was feeling dwn!! keep them cumin.
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(Original post by MattG)
oh dont you just love copy and paste.......:rolleyes:


Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk

KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good

Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand

Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load

Abbey National Condoms - because life is complicated enough

Coco Cola Condoms - The real thing

Ever Ready Condoms - keep going and going

Macintosh Condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple

Pringles Condoms - once you pop, you can't stop

Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper

Goodyear Condoms - "for a longer ride, go wide"

FCUK Condoms - no comment required

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?

Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hardwork

Halford Condoms - we go the extra mile

Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you

Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault Condoms - size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes

Domestos Condoms - gets right under the rim!!

Heineken Condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carlsburg Condoms - probably the best condom in the world

Mars Condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and play (or the new one) Pleasure you can't measure.

AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

Pepperoni Condoms - its a bit of an animal

Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!)

Mcdonalds condoms: Im loving it

Nirvana Condoms - Smells like teen spirit

dove condoms; it keeps you soft

Star wars condoms: Use the force

Timex condoms - takes a licking and keeps on ticking

Winalot Prime condoms - Full of meaty goodness

Dr Pepper condoms - What's the worst that could happen

Paxo condoms - everyones favourite stuffing

Gillette Venus condoms: Pre sealed heads for quick changes.

Star Trek: Preventing the next generation.

Pizza hut: Comes within 30 minutes or your money back.

Ariel condoms - that's another load off your mind

made me laugh lol



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very funny!
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(Original post by Nicci_babe)
Getting better and better this post has now cheered me up the past 2mornings its great sexual humour always rules.



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A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle.
There is a condom aisle?
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