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    In the days before Durex and rubber the 'condom' as it were was usually made of a sheep's liver - gosh imagine putting one of those on! More bizarrely the Ancient Egyptians would tie papyrus reeds round rather tightly to get the same effect. Now the Ancient Greeks - in order to practice birth control during an act of love - well... they indulged in a different act of love all together and so in fact gave birth to a modern-day taboo and the concept of 'Pinkism' - i suppose they werent as successful as the others were eh?
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    made me laugh when i was feeling dwn!! keep them cumin.
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    (Original post by MattG)
    oh dont you just love copy and paste.......:rolleyes:


    Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better

    Tesco Condoms - every little helps

    Nike Condoms - Just do it

    Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life

    Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk

    KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good

    Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand

    Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load

    Abbey National Condoms - because life is complicated enough

    Coco Cola Condoms - The real thing

    Ever Ready Condoms - keep going and going

    Macintosh Condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple

    Pringles Condoms - once you pop, you can't stop

    Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper

    Goodyear Condoms - "for a longer ride, go wide"

    FCUK Condoms - no comment required

    Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?

    Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hardwork

    Halford Condoms - we go the extra mile

    Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you

    Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

    Renault Condoms - size really does matter!

    Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin

    Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes

    Domestos Condoms - gets right under the rim!!

    Heineken Condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

    Carlsburg Condoms - probably the best condom in the world

    Mars Condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and play (or the new one) Pleasure you can't measure.

    AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

    Pepperoni Condoms - its a bit of an animal

    Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!)

    Mcdonalds condoms: Im loving it

    Nirvana Condoms - Smells like teen spirit

    dove condoms; it keeps you soft

    Star wars condoms: Use the force

    Timex condoms - takes a licking and keeps on ticking

    Winalot Prime condoms - Full of meaty goodness

    Dr Pepper condoms - What's the worst that could happen

    Paxo condoms - everyones favourite stuffing

    Gillette Venus condoms: Pre sealed heads for quick changes.

    Star Trek: Preventing the next generation.

    Pizza hut: Comes within 30 minutes or your money back.

    Ariel condoms - that's another load off your mind

    made me laugh lol



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    very funny!
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    (Original post by Nicci_babe)
    Getting better and better this post has now cheered me up the past 2mornings its great sexual humour always rules.



    12- Pack
    A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle.
    There is a condom aisle?
 
 
 
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