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Reply 20
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pedy1986
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piginapoke
Senile old Bobby
Cannot control his players
Who they raping now?

Never convicted
All just false lies and rumours
Justice did previal
I am confused :confused:
What are you all on about?
PLease someone explain :smile:
Reply 22
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theaman
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mc_watson87
I am confused
What are you all on about
PLease someone explain


Haikus they all are
Five, seven, five syllables
That's what its about
Reply 23
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piginapoke
Ohhhh hokey cokey cokey!


Put your left foot in
Your left foot out and you
Do hokey-cokey.....
Reply 24
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piginapoke
Apparently the bloke who wrote the hokey cokey died the other day. When the undertakers had made the coffin for his corpse, they put his left leg in and that's when the trouble started.


Sounds like a Peter Kay joke.......... :biggrin:
Reply 25
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piginapoke
Its not mine that's for sure. Don't expose my stolen jokes though!


If I hadn't before, you've done it now!
this is my haiku
you all belong in a zoo
this ends my haiku
Reply 27
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Mr White
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My faviourite haiku:

Hat on railway line
Leave it be if you value
your appendages.
Whitey kills the thread.
But now the fish revives it!
We love him really....
Reply 29
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....
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Limericks are much more fun than Haikus :wink:
Reply 30
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theaman
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I think we could have some fun with this thread tonight, especially with the type of posts at that time on the forums!
theaman
I think we could have some fun with this thread tonight, especially with the type of posts at that time on the forums!

Y'know, that sounds oddly dirty.
We could have some fun with this thread tonight..... *dirty old man laugh*
Reply 32
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suspicious_fish
Y'know, that sounds oddly dirty.
We could have some fun with this thread tonight..... *dirty old man laugh*


No, I think thats just you having a little bit of a dirty mind........ :tongue:

This happened yesterday, with me and a few others, with posts that didn't mean anything other than what was posted, and other posts reading into it, with sexual innuendo!
Gimp
Limericks are much more fun than Haikus :wink:

I'll give it a go, hang on....
No, just tried and failed. Bugger.
theaman
No, I think thats just you having a little bit of a dirty mind........ :tongue:

This happened yesterday, with me and a few others, with posts that didn't mean anything other than what was posted, and other posts reading into it, with sexual innuendo!

Whoops, sorry.
I do have a bit of a dirty mind, but if you want real filth I'll have to direct you to piginapoke and gimp. They're the masters.
Reply 35
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theaman
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suspicious_fish
Whoops, sorry.
I do have a bit of a dirty mind, but if you want real filth I'll have to direct you to piginapoke and gimp. They're the masters.


As I have noticed.........! :biggrin:
Reply 36
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theaman
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Late night UKL
Lots of threads, lots of posts too
It's wake you up, BOO!
Reply 37
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theaman
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Haikus anyone?
Three lines, its very easy
Come on, have a go!
Reply 38
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piginapoke
I would have a go
But Xtinaa will be cross
For repeating stuff


XtinaA should try
They can be fun and dirrrrty
Or about football
Reply 39
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theaman
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piginapoke
My last one today
It was fun while it lasted
But now I must stop


Oh well never mind eh
Maybe someone might Haiku
Thread won't go down loo

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