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    My piano teacher is called Wendy Banks. I always found that pretty funny.
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    (Original post by piginapoke)
    Whenever you have to say thank you say "W*nk your hairy crutch" instead, and when dining and in need of cutlery, ask for "a fork'n'knife".
    Our twisted dinnerladys would sus it out instantaneously..
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    the worst one I know:
    mum and dad

    the best one:
    thumb sucker
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    Not sure if someon't already said thgis, but this is a genuine one said by the Reverend Spooner whilst he was in church: "Please sew me to another sheet, someone is occu-pewing my pie."
 
 
 
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